The Devil Wears Prada

>你好,我约了艾米莉·查尔顿

>Hi. Uh, I have an appointment with Emily Charlton?

>- 安吉丽雅·塞克斯？

- 是的

>- Andrea Sachs?

- Yes.

>要命，人力部还真会开玩笑

>Great. Human Resources certainly has an odd sense of humor.

>跟我来

>Follow me.

>听着，我本是马琳达第二助手

>Okay, so I was Miranda's second assistant...

>她首席助手近期晋升 所以我现在是首席助手

>but her first assistant recently got promoted, and so now I'm the first.

>- 哦，你给自己找替身

- 但还没找到

>- Oh, and you're replacing yourself.

- Well, I am trying.

>马琳达几周内炒了前两个女孩

>Miranda sacked the last two girls after only a few weeks.

>我们需要生存者，明白不？

>We need to find someone who can survive here.

Do you understand?

>当然，马琳达是谁？

>Yeah. Of course. Who's Miranda?

>哦，天哪，我会假装你刚没问过我

>Oh, my God. I will pretend you did not just ask me that.

>她是《天桥》杂志主编 是一名传奇人物

>She's the editor in chief of Runway, not to mention a legend.

>只要为她卖命一年之后随你想去什么杂志社

>You work a year for her, and you can get a job at any magazine you want.

>所有女生都会为这工作发疯的

>A million girls would kill for this job.

>听上去很棒我很荣幸能被选中

>It sounds like a great opportunity. I'd love to be considered.

>[Giggling]

>安吉丽雅《天桥》是本时尚杂志

>Andrea, Runway is a fashion magazine...

>对时尚的热衷非常重要

>so an interest in fashion is crucial.

>你认为我对时尚没有兴趣？

>What makes you think I'm not interested in fashion?

>我的天哪

>- [Cell Phone Ringing]

- Oh, my God.

>不！不！不！

>No! No! No!

>怎么了？

>What's wrong?

>她要到了 通知大家！

>She's on her way. Tell everyone!

>她应该9点到的

>She's not supposed to be here until 9:00.

>司机刚短信我，她的美容师椎间盘突出

>Her driver just text messaged, and her facialist ruptured a disk.

> 那些人真要命！ 这是谁啊？

> God, these people!

- [Whistles, Whispers] Who's that?

>我都不想提她

>That I can't even talk about.

>好了，各位！准备就绪！

>All right, everyone! Gird your loins!

>谁吃过洋葱面包圈了？

>- [Excited Chattering]

>Did somebody eat an onion bagel?

>[Exhales, Sniffs]

>对不起，马琳达

>Sorry, Miranda.

>让开！

>Move it! Ooh!

>为什么确认预约就这么困难？

>I don't understand why it's so difficult to confirm an appointment.

>我知道，对不起，马琳达.我昨晚真的有去确定

>I know. I'm so sorry, Miranda.I actually did confirm last night.

>我对你无能的细节没兴趣

>Details of your incompetence do not interest me.

>告诉西蒙我不要她为巴西版面选的女孩

>Tell Simone I'm not going to approve that girl that she sent me for the Brazilian layout.

>我要的是干净，运动型，面带微笑的女孩

她挑的是肮脏，疲倦的肥婆

>I asked for clean, athletic, smiling.

She sent me dirty, tired and paunchy.

>回复麦克?克斯 我会去他的聚会

>And R.S.V.P. Yes to the Michael Kors party.

>我要司机9点30送到那里,9点45分再来接我

>I want the driver to drop me off at 9:30 and pick me up at 9:45 sharp.

>9点45分正点

>- 打电话给‘光荣食品’的纳塔丽

>- [Whispers] 9:45 sharp.

>- Call Natalie at Glorious Foods, tell her no for the 40th time.

>说了40遍不行，我不要杏仁蛋白饼

我要大黄水果蛋糕

>No, I don't want dacquoise. I want tortes filled with warm rhubarb compote.

>再打电话给我前夫，提醒他

今晚的家长会在达尔顿

>Then call my ex-husband and remind him the parent-teacher conference is at Dalton tonight.

>打给我丈夫 让他在我和马西莫去过的地方碰面吃晚餐

>Then call my husband, ask him to meet me for dinner at that place I went to with Massimo.

>告诉李查德我看过他送来的女伞兵的照片

>Tell Richard I saw the pictures that he sent for that feature on the female paratroopers...

>她们实在太难看了

>and they're all so deeply unattractive.

>就不能找个可人又苗条的女伞兵？

>Is it impossible to find a lovely, slender female paratrooper?

>- 当然能

- 我能接触星辰吗？当然不可能

>- No.

- Am I reaching for the stars here? Not really.

>还有，我要看奈杰尔给格温妮斯

挑的第二次封面试镜的衣服

>Also, I need to see all the things that Nigel has pulled for Gwyneth's second cover try.

>不知她瘦了多少

她是谁？

>I wonder if she's lost any of that weight yet.

Who's that?

>谁都不是，呃…

>Nobody. Um, uh...

>人力部送她来做助理我刚给她面试

>Human Resources sent her up about the new assistant job, and I was preinterviewing her.

>她根本不行，完全不适合这里

>But she's hopeless and totally wrong for it.

>显然我要自己来选

你上两次选的人…

>Clearly I'm going to have to do that myself because the last two you sent me...

>全都不合格

>were completely inadequate.

>让她进来.就这样

>So send her in. That's all.

>好的

>Right.

>- 她要见你

- 哦！是吗？

>- She wants to see you.

- Oh! She does?

>快点！

>Move!

>- 这太土了 别让她看见 快去！

- 那个…

>- This is foul. Don't let her see it. Go!

- That's...

>你是谁？

>Who are you?

>呃，我叫安迪?塞克斯

>Uh, my name is Andy Sachs.

>刚从西北大学毕业

>I recently graduated from Northwestern University.

>那你在这里做什么？

>And what are you doing here?

[Clears Throat]

>我可以做你的助理

>Well, I think I could do a good job as your assistant.

>还有，呃…

>And, um...

>我来纽约立志成为记者,发了不少简历

>Yeah, I came to New York to be a journalist and sent letters out everywhere...

>终于艾丽雅斯?克拉克给了我一个电话

>and then finally got a call from Elias-Clarke...

>让我和人力部的谢瑞见面

>and met with Sherry up at Human Resources.

>反正，不是这里就是《机动世界》

>Basically, it's this or Auto Universe.

90

>- 那你不看《天桥》？

- 呃，不看

>- So you don't read Runway?

- Uh, no.

>直到今天才知道我这个人

>And before today, you had never heard of me.

>是的

>No.

>你对时尚也没品味和见解

>And you have no style or sense of fashion.

>这个，我认为这看个人…

>Well, um, I think that depends on what you're...

>不，不，我没在问你

>No, no. That wasrt a question.

>我曾是西北日报的主编

>Um, I was editor in chief of the Daily Northwestern.

>我，还赢过全国大学记者竞赛

>I also, um, won a national competition for college journalists...

>连续揭露了校工团的不法剥削…

>with my series on thejanitors'union , which exposed the exploitation...

>行了

>That's all.

>好吧，我知道了

>Yeah. You know, okay.

>没错，我不适合这里

>You're right. I don't fit in here.

>我不够苗条也不够漂亮

>I am not skinny or glamorous...

>也不懂时尚

>and I don't know that much

about fashion.

>但我很聪明

>But I'm smart.

>我学得很快，我会努力工作的

>I learn fast and I will work very hard.

>给格温妮斯找到卡华力的独家设计

（Roberto Cavalli,设计师）

>I got the exclusive on the Cavalli for Gwyneth...

>问题是她穿那么大个羽毛头饰…

>but the problem is, with that huge feathered headdress that she's wearing...

>好像她为金块酒店唱戏的

>she looks like she's working the main stage at the Golden Nugget.

>多谢你的宝贵时间

>Thank you for your time.

>那可怜虫是谁？

>Who is that sad little person?

>我们有制作“麻雀变公主”的节目吗？

>Are we doing a before-and-after piece

I don't know about?

>Brown and Law, please?

Thank you.

>- 安吉丽雅

- 嗯？

>- Andrea.

- Hmm?

>慢着，你在时尚杂志里得到份工作？

>Wait. You got a job at a fashion magazine?

>- 没错

- 什么？靠电话面试？

>- Mm-hmm.

- What was it, a phone interview?

>嘴巴别这么坏

>Ow! Don't be a jerk.

>马琳达?皮斯利是出了名的女魔头

>Miranda Priestly is famous for being unpredictable.

>道格，为什么你知道她而我不知道？

>Okay, Doug. How is it that you know who she is and I didn't?

>我其实是个女的

>哦！

>- I'm actually a girl.

>- Oh!

>- 谜团都解开了

>- 认真点

>- That would explain so much.

>- Look, seriously.

>马琳达?皮斯利是个大人物

我打赌女生都会为这工作发疯的

>Miranda Priestly is a huge deal.

I bet a million girls would kill for that job.

>是啊，但问题我不是那些女生

>Yeah, great.

The thing is I'm not one of them.

> 但你总要出人头地，是不是？

> Look, you gotta start somewhere, right?

>你看笨内特的工作

>I mean, look at this dump Nate works in.

>拜托，做纸巾？有没搞错？

>I mean, come on. Paper napkins? Hello.

>对哦，莉莉她在画廊里做那个什么…

>Yeah. And Lily, she works at that gallery doing, uh, you know...

>哦，抱歉，你到底是做什么的？

>Oh, I'm sorry. What exactly is it that you do anyway?

> 我很幸运，已经找到了理想工作

> Well, lucky for me, I already have my dream job.

> 你是个财务研究分析员

> You're a corporate research analyst!

>- 没说错，这工作很烂

- 不是的！

>- Oh, you're right. My job sucks.

>- No!

>- 很烂，我…工作很无聊

- 没事的 深呼吸

>- It sucks. I don't... It's boring.

- It's all right. Breathe.

>- 我在努力

>- 来，喝一杯

>- I'm trying.

>- Here. Take a drink.

>- 我要喝一杯，喝一杯

>- 啊，没错

>- I will have a drink. I will have a drink.

>- Ah, yes.

>- 我来敬为交房租的工作

>- 为交房租的工作

>- I'd like to propose a toast.

>- To jobs that pay the rent.

>为交房租的工作

>[Lily] Jobs that pay the rent.

>亲爱的，你该看看天桥里的女生的打扮

>Oh, baby. You should see the way these girls at Runway dress.

>我都没相像的穿去工作

>I don't have a thing to wear to work.

>拜托，你只是接电话，买咖啡

>Come on. You're gonna be answering phones and getting coffee.

>需要穿晚礼服吗？

>You need a ball gown for that?

>想可能吧

>I think I might.

>我认为你穿什么都好看

>Well, I happen to think you look great always.

>啊，胡说八道

>Aww! I think you're full of it.

>- 嘿，过来 现在就回家

>- 好

>- Hey. Come on. Let's go home.

> Yeah.

>有件事我们不穿衣服也能做

>I can think of something we can do that doesn't require any clothing.

>- 真的？

>- 嗯

>- Really?

> Mmm.

>喂？

>Hello?

>安吉丽雅，马琳达决定取消9月的秋季夹克衫

>Andrea, Miranda decided to kill the autumn jacket story for September...

>并提前10月的赛多那风景照

>and she is pulling up the Sedona shoot from October.

>你立即回办公室，路上也把咖啡买来

>You need to come into the office right this second and pick up her coffee order on the way.

>- 现在？

>- 没错 再拿纸笔把这个记下来

>- Now?

> Now, get a pen and write this down.

>我要一份大杯没奶泡的低脂拿铁咖啡

>I want one no-foam skimmed latte with an extra shot...

>三杯冲泡的咖啡，之后加奶

>and three drip coffees with room for milk.

>一定要滚烫的

>- Searing hot. And I mean hot.

- [Line Clicks]

>喂？

>Hello?

>- 你在哪儿？

>- 我就快到了

>- [Emily] Where are you?

>- Oh, I'm almost there. Yeah.

>该死！

>Shoot! Oh!

>为什么我没看到我的咖啡？

>Is there some reason that my coffee isn't here?

>她死了还是怎么了？

>Has she died or something?

>没有 天哪

>No. [Whispers] God.

>哦，太慢了

>Oh. Bloody time.

>- 我希望你知道这是份艰难的活

>- 是的

>- I hope you know that this is a very difficult job...

> Mm-hmm.

>那你就错了

>For which you are totally wrong.

>你的失职会送我上断头台的

>And if you mess up, my head is on the chopping block.

>把那挂起来，别随便乱扔

>Now, hang that up.Don't just fling it anywhere.

>首先，我和你接听电话

>Okay. First of all,you and I answer the phones.

>每次响起都要接

>The phone must be answered every single time it rings.

>如果转入语音信箱，她会很生气

>Calls roll to voice mail,and she gets very upset.

>如果我不在这里，安吉丽雅，安吉丽雅

>If I'm not here... Andrea, Andrea...

>你必须一直粘着桌子

>you are chained to that desk.

>- 好，但如果我要…

- 什么？不行

>- Well, what if I need to...

- What? No.

>上次一女生因为手被开信刀切到而离开桌子

>One time an assistant left the desk because she sliced her hand open with a letter opener...

>马琳达登上去澳大利亚

>and Miranda missed Lagerfeld...

>17小时的班机前错过了拉格费尔德

（Karl Otto Lagerfeld, 时尚设计师）

>just before he boarded a 17-hour flight to Australia.

>那女生现在《电视节目预告》工作

>She now works at TVGuide.

>随时坚守岗位，知道了

>- Man the desk at all times. Got it.

-

>- 呃…

- 马琳达?皮斯里办公室

>- Uh...- Miranda Priestly's office.

>不，她现在没空

>No, she's not available.

>请问是哪位？

>- Who is it?

- [Mouthing Words]

>是的，我会告诉她你来过电话…好几次了

>Yes, I will tell her you called... yet again.

>记住，你我有不同的分工

>- [Bell Chimes]

- Right. Remember, you and I have totally differentjobs.

>我是指，你负责咖啡，听候差遣

>I mean, you get coffee...[Scoffs] and you run errands.

>我负责她的行程

>Yet I am in charge of her schedule...

>会议和财务

>her appointments and her expenses.

>还有，最重要的是

>And, um, most importantly, um...

>我会和她去巴黎的秋季时尚周

>I get to go with her to Paris for Fashion Week in the fall.

>我会穿名牌设计服装参加所有时装秀和聚会

>I get to wear couture.I go to all the shows and all the parties.

>会见所有设计师，太神圣了

>I meet all of the designers.It's divine.

>你现在留下来，我要把书拿去设计部

>Okay. Now, stay here. I'm going to the art department to give them the Book.

>- 书？

- 就是这本书

>- The...

- This is the Book.

>这是包含所有现今焦点的

>Now, it is a mock-up of everything...

>现实模型

>in the current issue.

>我们每晚都把它送去马琳达的住处

然后她再…

>And we deliver it to Miranda's apartment every night, and she retu...

>别碰，她做过笔记后在隔日上午交给我们

>Don't touch it. She returns it to us in the morning with her notes.

>第二助理应该做这个

>Now, the second assistant is supposed to do this...

>但马琳达注重隐私，不喜欢陌生人闯入她的住处

>but Miranda is very private，and she does not like strangers in her house.

>直到她确认你不是什么变态…

>So until she decides that you are not a total psycho...

>先由我负责保管这本书

>I get the lovely task of waiting around for the Book.

>哦，艾米莉，我该怎么办？

>-

- Oh, Emily? What do I do...

>处理好

>- Deal with it.

- [Rings]

>你好，皮斯里女士办公室

>Hello. Mrs. Priestly's office.

>嗯，我就那意思 马琳达?皮斯里办公室

>Hmm. That's what I meant.Miranda Priestly's office.

>呃，她现在开会 能留口信吗？

>Um, you know, she is in a meeting. Can I please take a message?

>好，请拼一下GABBANA

（Dolce & Gabbana, 又名D&G，时尚品牌）

>Okay. Can you please spell Gabbana?

>喂？

- Hello?

>不拼算了

>I guess not.

>我猜你穿8.5号鞋

>I guessed an eight and a half.

>呃，你真好…

>Um, uh, that's very nice of you...

>但我好象不需要它们

>but I don't think I need these.

>马琳达雇了我，她知道我的样子

>Miranda hired me.She knows what I look like.

>你知道吗？

>- Do you?

- [Chuckles]

>艾米莉

>Emily.

>艾米莉？

>Emily?

>她叫你呢

>She means you.

>- 我们斜剪了这边

- 我不要你这么剪

>- We just cut on the bias.

- [Miranda] That's not what I asked you.

>我说了很清楚了。你来了，艾米莉

>I couldn't have been clearer.There you are, Emily.

>- 要我喊你多少遍才够？

- 其实，我是安迪

>- How many times do I have to scream your name?

- Actually, it's Andy.

>我叫安迪

安吉丽雅，但大家都叫我安迪

>My name is Andy.

Andrea, but, uh, everybody calls me Andy.

>我需要10-15条CK的裙子

（Clavin Klein，时尚品牌）

>[Chuckles]

I need 10 or 15 skirts from Calvin Klein.

>- 你想要什么样式的…

- 这种无聊的问题你问别人去

>- What kind of skirts do you...

- Please bore someone else with your questions.

>去‘59号码头’（餐厅）确认明天8点的座位

>And make sure we have Pier 59 at 8:00 a.m. Tomorrow.

>提醒约瑟琳，我要看看马克在手抄里画的背包

>Remind Jocelyn I need to see a few of those satchels that Marc is doing in the pony.

>告诉西蒙如果杰茜没空就用麦吉

>And then tell Simone I'll takeJackie if Maggie isn't available.

>- 迪马休里耶确认了没？

- 迪，迪马休里耶…

（帕特里克?迪马休里耶，著名摄影师）

>- Did Demarchelier confirm?

- D-Did D-Demarchel...

>迪马休里耶，他…打电话给他

>Demarchelier. Did he... Get him on the phone.

>呃，好的

>Uh, o... okay.

>- 还有，艾米莉？

- 是的？

>- And, Emily?

- Yes?

>就这样

>That's all.

>这只是不符合…

>It's just the cavalier disregard for clear directions...

">[Chattering Continues]

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>联络上迪马休里耶了吗？

>Do you have Demarchelier?

>呃，迪马休里耶

>Uh, Demarchelier.

>- 让开

- 你有没有…

>- [Groans] Leave it.

- Do you have...

>马琳达?皮里斯的助理

>I have Miranda Priestly calling.

>帕特里克在线

>I have Patrick!

>哦，她叫我进去，还有什么59号码头

>Uh, no, she called me in there and-and then she asked me about Pier 59.

>还有关于西蒙，弗兰克，还有谁

>And there was something about Simone, Frankie, someone else.

>她要CK的裙子

>And, um, she needs skirts from Calvin Klein.

>还有关于什么小马

（小马和手抄同音）

>And, uh, there was something about a pony.

>- 她说要什么裙子了吗？

- 没有

>- Did she say which skirts?

- No. No.

>- 她说是什么款式的，颜色，形状，材料？

- 我试着问过了

>- Did she say what kind? Color, shape, fabric?

- I tried to ask her.

>你永远不能问马琳达任何问题

>You may never ask Miranda anything.

>好，我处理其他事，你去CK

>Right. I will deal with all of this, and you will go to Calvin Klein.

>呃…我？

>Eh... Me?

>不好意思，你还有其他要事吗？

>Oh, I'm sorry. Do you have some prior commitment?

>要去“恶心裙子讨论会”吗？

>Some hideous skirt convention you have to go to?

>Uh...

>恩…

>马琳达？

>- [Cell Phone Rings]

- Miranda?

>- 到了没？

- 我正要进去，会马上打…

>- Are you there?

- I'm about to walk in. I'll call you as soon as...

>[Line Clicks]

>

>- [Cell Phone Rings]

- [Horn Honks]

>- 喂？你好

- 你在外面…

>- Hello? Hi.

- [Emily] While you're out...

>马琳达要你去爱玛仕拿她定的25条围巾

>Miranda needs you to go to Hermes to pick up 25 scarves we ordered for her.

>- 好的

- 卡西迪巴作业忘在达尔顿了，你去那里取

>- Okay.

- Cassidy forgot her homework at Dalton.

Pick that up.

>马琳达去见麦塞尔，她回来时要喝星巴克

>Miranda went out to meet with Meisel, and she will want more Starbucks when she gets back.

>- 要热的

- 你能重复第一件…

>- Hot Starbucks.

- Can you just repeat that first...

>喂？

>- [Dial Tone Hums]

- Hello?

>哦，天哪

>Oh, my God.

>怎么那么久？我要去厕所！

>What took you so long?

I have to pee!

>什么？从我出去到现在你没去过厕所？

>What?

You haven't peed since I left?

>没有

我一直坚守岗位，快憋不住了！

>No, I haven't. I've been manning the desk, haven't I? I'm bursting.

>哦，嗨

>Oh, hi.

>你挂衣服，挂起来！

>- [Snaps Fingers]

- You do coat. Do the coat!

>好的

>Okay.

>准备好，12点30分开始挑选

>Now, be prepared.

The run-through is at 12:30.

>大家都很惊慌，电话随时都会响起

>People are panicking, so the phone is going to be ringing off the hook.

>挑…挑拔，好的

>The ru... The run-through. Right.

>没错，编辑们提出构思

马琳达选出好的

>Yes. Editors bring in options for the shoot,

and Miranda chooses.

>她要精心挑选每一个主题

>She chooses every single thing in every single issue.

>挑选是件大事

真不懂你怎么会不知道，安吉丽雅

>Run-throughs are a huge deal. I don't know why you don't know that, Andrea.

>- 好了，准备好没？

- 哦，嗨

>- [Woman] Okay. Are you ready?

- [Emily] Oh, hi, hi.

>好了，上完厕所

塞莉娜和我去吃午饭

>Right. Well, after the loo, Serena and I are going to lunch.

>- 就是她，新的我

- 嗨

>- This is her... the new me.

- Hi.

>- 我说吧

- 我以为你开玩笑

>- Told you.

- I thought you were kidding.

>当然不是

我有20分钟吃午饭，你只有15分钟

>No, quite serious, yeah. I get 20 minutes for lunch, and you get 15.

>- 我回来后，你就能去了

- 好的

>- When I come back, you can go.

- Okay.

>她穿的是什么啊？

>[Serena] What exactly is she wearing?

>她外婆的裙子

>[Giggling] Her grandmother's skirt.

>[Man Singing In French]

>嗯，粟米海鲜汤

>Hmm. Corn chowder.

>有趣的口味

>That's an interesting choice.

>你知道这里面有很多脂肪

>You do know that cellulite is one of the main ingredients in corn chowder.

>##[Man Singing In French Continues]

>那这里的女孩都不吃东西？

>So none of the girls here eat anything?

293

>自从2号变成4号还有0号变成2号，就不吃了

（这里指衣服尺寸号码）

>Not since two became the new four and zero became the new two.

>- 我是6号

- 那就要变成14号了

>- Well, I'm a six.

- Which is the new 14.

>哦，该死

>Oh. Shoot.

>哦，没关系

你一定还有很多其他化纤衣服

>Oh, never mind. I'm sure you have plenty more polyblend where that came from.

>你觉得我的衣服难看？

>- [Cash Register Clicking]

- Okay. You think my clothes are hideous.

>我知道了

>I get it.

>但，你知道我不会一直留在时尚界

>But, you know, I'm not going to be in fashion forever...

>我不想为了这工作而改变自己

>so I don't see the point of changing everything about myself just because I have this job.

>真是说对了

>Yes, that's true.

>这个值好几亿的产业就只关心一件事，对不对？

>That's really what this multibillion-dollar industry is all about anyway, isn't it?

>内在美

>- Inner beauty.

- [Cell Phone Rings]

>喂？

>Hello.

>好 快来

>Right. Come on.

>马琳达提前半小时开始了选拔

>- Miranda's pushed the run-through up a half an hour.

- Mmm!

>- 她通常都早到15分钟

- 意思是？

>- She's always 15 minutes early.

- Which means?

>- 你迟到了，来

- 该死

>- You're already late. Come.

- Shoot!

>借过

>Excuse me.

>拉维兹先生

>- [Bell Dings]

- Mr. Ravitz.

>奈杰尔

>Nigel.

>- 工作顺利吗？

- 哦，是的 至今最成功的九月

>- Issue going well?

- Oh, yes. Our best September ever.

>很好 听说马琳达取消秋季皮夹克选了赛多那风景照

>Great. Heard Miranda killed autumn jackets and pulled up the Sedona shoot.

>那要花掉我多少钱？

>What's that costing me?

>大概30万

>About 300,000.

>那些夹克肯定发霉了

>Must have been some lousy jackets.

>- 俄弗?拉维兹

- 哦，对不起

>- Irv Ravitz.

- Oh, I'm sorry.

>这位是安迪?塞克斯

马琳达的新助理

>This is Andy Sachs, Miranda's new assistant.

>恭喜你，年轻人

>Congratulations, young lady.

>女生会为这工作发疯的

>A million girls would kill for that job.

>再见

>Bye-bye.

>- 嗯？

- 艾丽雅斯?克拉克的总裁，俄弗?拉维兹

>- Hmm?

- Chairman of Elias-Clarke, Irv Ravitz.

>-知道别人怎么说他的？ 小个子野心大

>-You know what they say? Tiny man, huge ego.

>不行，都过时了

>No. And I've seen all this before.

>瑟斯肯斯是这重新引进露背款式

所以…

>Theyskens is trying to reinvent the drop waist, so actually it's...

>- 其他裙子呢？

- 这里有一些

>- Where are all the other dresses?

- We have some right here.

>- 站着，边看边听

- 我认为这样很时髦…

>- Stand, watch and listen.

- And I think it can be very interesting...

>-不，不，我…… 真搞不懂

>-No. No, I just... It's just baffling to me.

>-为什么做个顺利的挑选会这么难

>-Why is it so impossible to put together a decent run-through?

>-你们有这么多时间准备，真让我搞不懂

>-You people have had hours and hours to prepare. It's just so confusing to me.

>-广告部的人呢？

>-Where are the advertisers?

>- 我们从巴纳纳拿来这些。

- 我们还需要更多，是吗?

>- We have some pieces from Banana Republic.

- We need more, don't we?

>- 哦，这个，这个可以…你们觉得呢？

- 是啊

>- Oh. This is... This might be... What do you think of...

- Yeah.

>-哦，你知道我这人

>-Well, you know me.

>- 一条芭蕾舞裙加一点造型，我绝对赞成

>-Give me a full ballerina skirt and a hint of saloon and I'm on board.

>- 你不觉得有点太…

- 像7月刊的卡奎

>- But do you think it's too much like...

- Like the Lacroix from July?

>-我想过，但只要找对饰品.我就觉得能行

>-I thought that, but no, not with the right accessories. It should work.

>- 这裙子的腰带呢？就不能都准备好吗？

>-Where are the belts for this dre...Why is no one ready?

>- 这里，但有点麻烦

>-Here. It's a tough call.

>- 该挑哪个？

- 嗯

>- They're so different.

- [Miranda] Hmm.

>- 很好笑吗？

>- Something funny?

>- 不，不，没什么

>- No. No, no. Nothing's...

>- 只是，这两条腰带几乎一摸一样

>- You know, it's just that both those belts look exactly the same to me.

>- 其实，我还在学这东西…呃

>- You know, I'm still learning about this stuff and, uh...

>-“这……东西”？

>- "This... stuff"?

>- 好了，我知道了

>- Oh. Okay. I see.

>- 你觉得这和你无关？

>- You think this has nothing to do with you.

>- 你去自己的衣橱

>- You go to your closet...

>- 选择…我不知道… 比如你那松垮的蓝色绒线衫

>- and you select... I don't know...that lumpy blue sweater, for instance...

>- 试着告诉世人你的人生重要到

>- because you're trying to tell the world that you take yourself too seriously...

>- 你无法关心自己的穿着

>- to care about what you put on your back.

>-但你要知道那衣服不仅仅是蓝色

>- But what you don't know is that that sweater is not just blue.

>- 不是绿色，也不是青色

>- It's not turquoise. It's not lapis.

>- 而是天蓝色

>- It's actually cerulean.

>- 你也随意忽视很多

>- And you're also blithely unaware of the fact...

>- 像奥斯卡?德拉伦塔在2002年,设计过一系列天蓝色的晚礼服

>- that in 2002, Oscar de la Renta did a collection of cerulean gowns.

>- 然后，我估计是圣罗兰…是吗？

>- And then I think it was Yves Saint Laurent... wasrt it...

>- 设计出天蓝色的军式夹克衫

>- who showed cerulean military jackets?

>- 我认为还需要件外套

- 嗯

>- I think we need a jacket here.

- Mmm.

>- 之后天蓝色就成了其他8位不同设计师的最爱

>- And then cerulean quickly showed up in the collections of eight different designers.

>- 然后放入其名下的商店

>- And then it, uh, filtered down through the department stores...

>- 最后慢慢渗入可悲的CC

（Casual Corner，提倡舒适的中档品牌）

>- and then trickled on down into some tragic Casual Corner...

>- 才让你从她们的打折货中掏到

>- where you, no doubt,fished it out of some clearance bin.

>- 总之，那蓝色值几千万

>- However, that blue represents millions of dollars...

>- 和数不尽的心血

>- and countless jobs...

>- 滑稽的是，你以为是你选择了这个颜色

>- and it's sort of comical how you think that you've made a choice...

>- 让自己远离时尚界

>- that exempts you from the fashion industry...

>- 事实却是…

>- when, in fact...

>- 这屋子里的人帮你从一堆衣服里

>- you're wearing a sweater that was selected for you by the people in this room...

>- 选了这件绒线衫

>- from a pile of stuff.

>- 然后说:“不，我看不出有这2条…

>- So then I said,"No, I couldn't see the difference...

>- 完全相同的腰带有何区别”

>- between the two absolutely identical belts'"...

>- 你该看看你当时给我的眼神

>- and you should have seen the look she gave me!

>- 还以为她脸上的肉要化了一样

>- I thought the flesh was gonna melt off her face.

>- 这不好笑

>- [Chuckles]

- It's not funny.

>- 要看到别人不安，恶心或者自杀,她才会开心

>- She's not happy unless everyone around her is panicked, nauseous or suicidal.

>- 还有那些嘎嗒子却崇拜她

>- And the Clackers just worship her.

>- 什么子？

- 她们叫嘎嗒子

>- The who?

- They call them Clackers.

>- 高跟鞋接触大理石地面的声音

>- The sound that their stilettos make in the marble lobby.

>- 就像“嘎达，嘎达，嘎达，嘎达”

>- It's like,"Clack, clack, clack. Clack, clack."

>- 她们的样子好像去医癌症似的

>[Groans] And they all act like they're curing cancer or something.

>- 还费很大功夫和时间在

>- [Chuckling]

The amount of time and energy...

>- 不重要的会议细节上，然后呢？

>- that these people spend on these insignificant, minute details, and for what?

>- 第二天他们就能再花30万重新拍照片

>- So that tomorrow they can spend another $300,000 reshooting something...

>- 或许对不需要那些东西的人来说

>- that was probably fine to begin with...

>- 这好像不算什么

>- to sell people things they don't need!

>- 天哪！

>- God!

>- 我都气饱了

- 什么？

>- I'm not even hungry anymore.

- What?

>- 怪不得那些女孩那么瘦

- 哦，不，不

>- That is why those girls are so skinny.

- Oh. No, no, no.

>- 哦，不，给我里面还有8美金的干酪呢

>- Give me that. There's, like, eight dollars ofJarlsberg in there.

>- 知道吗？

>- [Sighs]

You know what?

>- 我只要忍一年，一年

>- I just have to stick it out for a year.

One year.

>- 之后就能做我来纽约该做的事

>- And then I can do what I came to New York to do.

>- 我决不能输给马琳达

决不会

>- But I can't let Miranda get to me.

I won't.

>- 别太勉强了

>- Easy there, tiger.

>- 哦，早上好，马琳达

- 接通埃塞克

>- Oh, good morning, Miranda.

- Get me Isaac.

>- 我没见着我的早饭,鸡蛋呢？我要的鸡蛋呢？

>- I don't see my breakfast here.Are my eggs here? Where are my eggs?

>- 借过！

>- Excuse me!

>- 去内衣设计那儿取偏光板

>- Pick up the Polaroids from the lingerie shoot.

>- 去检修刹车

>- Have the brakes checked on my car.

>- 我昨天早上拿到的那文件呢？

>- Where's that piece of paper I had in my hand yesterday morning?

>- 双胞胎需要新的冲浪板或者趴板 总之寒假用的

>- The girls need new surfboards or boogie boards or something for spring break.

>- 喂？

- 她们还要沙滩拖鞋

>- Hello.

- The twins also need flip-flops.

>- 啊！

- 哦，天哪

>- Ow!

- Oh, my gosh!

>- 去布朗尼克取我的鞋（Monolo Blahnik，高级女鞋品牌）然后去接派奇特

>- Pick up my shoes from Blahnik, and then go get Patricia.

>- 她是谁？

- 好孩子！好孩子！

>- Who's that?

- Good girl! Good girl! Good girl!

>- 去买我在曼蒂森看中的那张小圆桌

>- Get me that little table that I liked at that store on Madison.

>- 为今晚晚餐定一家评价好的餐馆

>- Get us a reservation for dinner tonight at that place that got the good review.

>- 接通埃塞克

- 寄出36份感谢信

>- Get me Isaac.

- Thirty-six thank-you notes delivered today.

>- 人都去那儿了？

- 为什么没人再工作？

>- Where is everyone?

- Why is no one working?

>- [Miranda's Voice Overlapping]

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>- 接通迪马休里耶

>- Get me Demarchelier.

>- 马琳达?皮斯利的助手

好的

>- I have Miranda Priestly calling for...

Okay.

>- 帕特里克在线

>- I have Patrick.

>- 谢天谢地，星期五了

>- [Sighs]

Thank God it's Friday, right?

>- 马琳达会在迈阿密这周末不用待命了

>- At least Miranda will be in Miami, so we don't have to be on call this weekend.

>- 我父亲从俄亥俄州来看我

>- You know, my dad's coming in from Ohio.

>- 我们出去吃饭，可能去看《芝加哥》

（著名百老汇歌舞剧）

>- Yeah, we're gonna go out to dinner, maybe see Chicago.

>- 这周末有打算没？

>- You doing anything fun this weekend?

>- 是的

>- Yes.

>- 是啊，内特说很好

>- [Andy]

Yeah, Nate said it was great.

>- 他其实应聘过这里,但他们需要经验丰富的

>- He actually... He applied here, but they wanted someone with more experience.

>- 给

- 嗯？是什么？

>- Here.

- Huh? What's this?

>- 我不想你拖房租

>- I don't want you to get behind on your rent.

>- 爸，你怎么…

- 只是…

>- Dad, how did you...

- It's...

>- 我要掐我妈

>- I'm gonna kill Mom.

[Chuckles]

>- 谢谢你，爸爸

>- Dad, thank you.

>- 真高兴见到你

- 我也是，宝贝

>- It's really good to see you.

- You too, honey.

433

>- 你想现在就说正题呢…

>- So, you want to start grilling me now...

>- 还是等吃晚饭了后？

>- or should we wait till after dinner?

>- 我想让你吃了早饭再说

>- I thought I'd let you at least enjoy the bread basket first.

>- 不，不，没关系

现在说吧

>- No, no, no. It's okay.

Go right ahead.

>- 我们只是很担心你，宝贝

>- We're just a little worried, honey.

>- 我们凌晨2点收到你的电邮

>- We get e-mails from you at your office at 2:00 a.m.

>- 工资低 又不参与文笔工作

>- Your pay is terrible. You don't get to write anything.

>- 嘿，这么说不公平

>- Hey, that's not fair.

>- 我有写那些电邮

>- I wrote those e-mails.

>- 我试着了解被斯坦福法律系接受的人…

（美国名牌大学）

>- I'm just trying to understand why someone who got accepted to Stanford Law...

>- 为什么会想做记者 更何况你现在还不算是记者

>- turns it down to be a journalist, and now you're not even doing that.

>- 爸，你要相信我

>- Dad, you have to trust me.

>- 做马琳达的助理就不用愁将来了

>- Being Miranda's assistant opens a lot of doors.

>- 艾米莉要和马琳达去巴黎几个月

>- Emily is going to Paris with Miranda in a few months...

>- 她会遇到著名杂志社的编辑和作者

>- and she's gonna meet editors and writers from every important magazine.

>- 再过一年，我也能去了

>- And in a year, that could be me.

>- 好吗？

- 嗯

>- All right?

- Mm-hmm.

>- 爸，我发誓，这是我的转折点

>- Dad, I swear, this is my break.

>- 这是我的…机遇

>- This is my... my chance.

- [Cell Phone Ringing]

>- 是我老板

>- This is my boss.

>- 爸，对不起，我得接这电话

- 接吧，接吧

>- I'm sorry, Dad. I have to take this.

- Take it. Take it.

>- 你好，马琳达

- 我的班机取消了

>- Hello. Miranda?

- My flight has been canceled.

>- 因为什么荒谬的天气原因

>- It's some absurd weather problem.

>- 我要今晚回家 双胞胎明天要在学校演独奏

>- I need to get home tonight. The twins have a recital tomorrow morning at school.

>- 什么？

- 独奏！

>- What?

- At school!

>- 好的，我来想办法

- 很好

>- Absolutely. Let me see what I can do.

- Good.

>- 嗨，我知道事情紧急…

>- Hi. Um, I know this is totally last minute...

>- 但我希望你今晚能帮我老板找架

>- but I was hoping that you could maybe get a flight for my boss...

>- 从迈阿密飞往纽约的飞机

>- from Miami to New York tonight?

>Uh...

>- 就这里，谢谢

- 是，喷气式飞机

>- [Dad] It's right here. Thank you.

- [Andy] Yeah, any kind ofjet.

>- 从迈阿密飞往纽约

- 谢谢

>- From Miami to New York.

- Thank you.

>- 是的，今晚就要 我要…

- 哦！

>- Yup, I need it tonight. I need it...

- Ow!

>- 我以为你从那边出来

- 亲爱的，我没有

>- I thought you were going out the other...

- Sweetie! No.

>- 在这里，亲爱的

- 今晚

>- It's over here, honey.

- Tonight.

>- 嗨，我要今晚的飞机… 今晚…迈阿密到纽约

>- Hi. I'm trying to get a flight tonight... for tonight... from Miami to New York.

>- 是，我知道有暴风

>- Yes, I know there's a hurricane.

>- 都飞不出去？什么叫都飞不出去？

>- Nothing is flying out? What do you mean, nothing is flying out?

>- 是马琳达?皮斯利的要求,她是你们的客户

>- It's for Miranda Priestly, and I know that she's a client of yours.

>- 是，是，我要一架迈阿密去纽约的飞机

>- Yes. Yes, hi. I need a jet tonight from Miami to New York.

>- 是，对不起，等一下

喂？马琳达

>- Yeah. Sorry. Hold on.

Hello? Miranda, hi.

>- 我在尽力给你找飞机.但因天气原因，飞机都飞不了

>- I'm trying to get you a flight, but no one is flying out because of the weather.

>- 拜托，这只是…

我不知道…毛毛雨

>- Please. It's just...

I don't know... drizzling.

>- 总有人要出去

>- [Thunderclap]

- Someone must be getting out.

>- 打电话给多娜特拉，让她找

>- Call Donatella. Get her jet.

>- 找所有社交圈里有飞机的人，俄弗？

>- Call everybody else that we know that has a jet. Irv?

>- 打给…这是你的职责

你的工作

>-Call every... This is your responsibi...

This is yourjob.

>- 让我回家

>- Get me home.

>- 哦，天哪

她会杀了我的

>- Oh, my God!

She's going to murder me.

>- 她要你怎么办？

叫民警队去援救她？

>- What does she want you to do, call the National Guard and have her airlifted out of there?

>- 当然不是,能打给民警队吗？

>- Of course not. Could I do that?

>- 来

>- Come on.

>- 我们走

[芝加哥，歌舞剧]

>- Come on.

>- 她们的独奏太精彩了

>- The girls' recital was absolutely wonderful.

>- 选了拉克曼尼诺夫的作品,所有人都说好

>- They played Rachmaninoff. Everyone loved it.

>- 除了我

>- Everyone except me...

>- 因为，不幸地，我不在场

>- because, sadly, I was not there.

>- 马琳达，我很抱歉

>- Miranda, I'm so sorry.

>- 知道我为什么雇你吗？

>- Do you know why I hired you?

>- 我总是雇类似的女孩

>- I always hire the same girl...

>- 时髦，苗条，当然还有…

>- stylish, slender, of course...

>- 崇拜这本杂志

>- worships the magazine.

>- 但总是，她们变得…

>- But so often, they turn out to be...

>- 我不知道…让人失望…

>- I don't know... disappointing and, um...

>- 变得愚蠢

>- stupid.

>- 而你，有漂亮的简历

>- So you, with that impressive resume...

>- 还有夸夸其谈地说自己是工作狂

>- and the big speech about your so-called work ethic...

>- 我…我以为你会不一样

>- I, um... I thought you would be different.

>- 我对自己说，去吧

>- I said to myself, go ahead.

>- 抓住机会

>- Take a chance.

>- 雇一个聪明的胖女孩

>- Hire the smart, fat girl.

>- 我有过希望

>- [Clears Throat]

I had hope.

>- 天哪，希望是我的动力

>- My God. I live on it.

>- 总之，你却比任何其他蠢女孩

>- Anyway, you ended up disappointing me more than, um...

>- 都要来得更让人失望

>- more than any of the other silly girls.

>- 我真的做了我能做的

>- Um, I really did everything I could think of.

>- 呃…

- 就这样

>- Uh...

- That's all.

>- 站住！你要去哪儿？

>- Excuse me! Where do you think you're going?

>- 她恨我，奈杰尔

>- She hates me, Nigel.

>- 这跟我有关…？

>- And that's my problem because...

>- 哦，等等，这跟我没关系

>- Oh, wait. No, it's not my problem.

>- 我不知道还能怎么做.事情做对了，好像是应该的

>- I don't know what else I can do because if I do something right, it's unacknowledged.

>- 她连谢谢都不说

>- She doesn't even say thank you.

>- 但如果事情做错了, 她就是巫婆

>- But if I do something wrong, she is vicious.

>- 辞职好了

- 什么？

>- So quit.

- What?

>- 辞职

- 辞职？

>- Quit.

- Quit?

>- 我可以在5分钟内找到一个 非常想要这工作的女孩顶替你

>- I can get another girl to take your job in five minutes... one who really wants it.

>- 不，我不要辞职, 这不公平

>- No, I don't want to quit. That's not fair.

>- 我只是说 我想要为自己的努力

>- But, you know, I'm just saying that I would just like a little credit...

>- 赢得些奖励

>- for the fact that I'm killing myself trying.

>- 安迪，现实点

>- Andy, be serious.

>- 你根本没在努力

>- You are not trying.

>- 你在抱怨

- 我…

>- You are whining.

- L...

>- 你希望我对你说什么？

>- What is it that you want me to say to you, huh?

>- 要我说“真可怜，马琳达 又欺负你了，可怜的安迪”

>- Do you want me to say, " Poor you. Miranda's picking on you. Poor you. Poor Andy"?

>- 是吗？

醒醒，6号女生

>- Hmm? Wake up, six.

>- 她只是做她的工作

>- She's just doing herjob.

>- 你不知道你工作的

>- Don't you know that you are working at the place...

>- 是一个出版全世纪最好的艺术家的作品？

>- that published some of the greatest artists of the century?

>- 豪斯顿，拉格费尔德，德拉伦塔

>- Halston, Lagerfeld, de la Renta.

>- 他们的作品，创作

>- And what they did, what they created...

>- 比艺术更伟大

因为那艺术就在你的生活中

>- was greater than art because you live your life in it.

>- 哦，当然不包括你

但包括有不少人

>- Well, not you, obviously, but some people.

>- 你以为这只是本杂志，对吗？

>- You think this is just a magazine, hmm?

>- 这不仅仅是杂志

>- This is not just a magazine.

>- 这是希望的灯塔，指路给…

>- This is a shining beacon of hope for...

>- 哦，我不知道

>- oh, I don't know...

>- 比方说一个男孩和6个兄弟生活在罗得岛

>- let's say a young boy growing up in Rhode Island with six brothers...

>- 假装参加足球训练, 其实在上缝纫课

>- pretending to go to soccer practice when he was really going to sewing class...

>- 晚上在被窝里用手电筒看《天桥》

>- and reading Runway under the covers at night with a flashlight.

>- 你不知道这里员工的艰辛

>- You have no idea how many legends have walked these halls.

>- 更绝的是，你根本不在乎

>- And what's worse, you don't care.

>- 在这里，更多人是热爱这份工作

>- Because this place, where so many people would die to work...

>- 而你是被迫的

>- you only deign to work.

>- 你还抱怨她为什么不亲吻你的额头

>- And you want to know why she doesn't kiss you on the forehead...

>- 每天给你的作业批个金色五角星

>- and give you a gold star on your homework at the end of the day.

>- 醒醒吧，亲爱的

>- Wake up, sweetheart.

>- [Sighs]

>- 好吧，我搞砸了

- 嗯

>- Okay. So I'm screwing it up.

- Mmm.

>- 我不想的

>- I don't want to.

>- 我只希望自己知道该怎么做

>- I just wish that I knew what I could do to...

>- 奈杰尔？

- 嗯？

>- [Sighs] Nigel?

- Hmm?

>- 奈杰尔，奈杰尔

>- Nigel, Nigel.

>- 不行

>- No.

>- 我不知道你要我做什么

>- I don't know what you expect me to do.

>- 这里的衣服，6号穿不下的

>- There's nothing in this whole closet that'll fit a size six.

>- 我向你保证

>- I can guarantee you.

>- 这里都是样品尺寸

2号和4号

>- These are all sample sizes...

two and four.

>- 好吧，这个给你，还有…

- 披风？

>- All right. We're doing this for you. And...

- A poncho?

>- 你收下我给你的, 你会喜欢的

>- You'll take what I give you and you'll like it.

>- 还有这个Docle

- 嗯！

>- We're doing this Dolce for you.

- Hmm!

>- 还有鞋子

>- And shoes.

>- 吉米?周

- 嗯

>- Jimmy Choo's.

- Hmm.

>- 布朗尼克

-哇

>- Manolo Blahnik.

- Wow.

>- 南茜?港渣勒兹，我喜欢

（Nancy Gonzalez, 皮包品牌)

>- Nancy Gonzalez. Love that.

>- 娜西索?洛吉杰斯（时尚品牌）

我们要这个

>- Okay, Narciso Rodriguez.

This we love.

>- 呃，或许合身

- 什么？

>- Uh, it might fit. It might.

- What?

>- 好了，现在你非常需要香奈儿

亲爱的，走吧

>- Okay. Now, Chanel. You're in desperate need of Chanel. Darling, shall we?

>- 我们还要去美容部

老天知道那要多久才够

>- We have to get to the beauty department,

and God knows how long that's going to take.

>- [Groans]

>- 我不知道为什么马琳达雇了她

>- I mean, I have no idea why Miranda hired her.

>- 我也是 有天我们在美容部

>- Me neither. The other day, we were in the beauty department.

>- 她拿起植村秀的眉毛卷毛器 她问“这是什么？”

>- She held up the Shu Uemura eyelash curler and said, "What is this?"

>[Laughing]

>- 从第一次看到她我就知道…

>- I just knew from the moment I saw her...

>- 她会是个大祸害…

>- she was going to be a complete and utter disas...

>- 马琳达?皮斯里办公室

>-

- Miranda Priestly's office.

>- 不，她现在没空 要留口信吗？

>- No, actually, she's not available, but I'll leave word.

>- 好的，谢谢，再见

>- Okay, thanks. Bye.

[Clears Throat]

>怎么可能…

>How did...

[Grunts]

>- 你穿的是…

- 香奈儿的靴子？

>- Are you wearing the...

- The Chanel boots?

>没错

>Yeah, I am.

>你看上去不错

>You look good.

>- 哦，天哪

- 怎么了？

>- Oh, God.

- What?

>- 是真的

- 哦，闭嘴，赛琳娜

>- She does.

- Oh, shut up, Serena.

>- 明天见

- 晚安，伙计 当心点

>- See you guys tomorrow.

- Good night, man. Take it easy.

>当心那手指

>Take care of that finger, huh?

>你觉得怎么样？

>So, what do you think?

>我想我们该在我女友看到我之前

>Uh, I think we better get out of here...

>快点离开这里

>before my girlfriend sees me.

>##[Woman Singing]

>礼服很漂亮

>- ##[Continues]

- The gowns are fabulous.

>嗯

还要勃艮第红酒

>Mm-hmm.

We're gonna use the burgundy.

>得去找…

>- Gotta find...

- ##[Ends]

>我们整个学期都只吃土豆

>So we spent a whole semester on potatoes alone.

>拿起薯条捏一下

>You take the fry and squeeze it.

>- 能吃得饱吗？

- 嘿，抱歉我迟到了

>- See how firm that is?

- Hey. Oh, I'm so sorry I'm late.

>首饰部出了点状况

>There was a crisis in the accessories department.

>- 我得找条蛇皮头巾

- 蛇皮现在火着呢

>- I needed to find a python headband.

- Pythors hot right now.

>我有很棒的礼物送给你们

>I have exciting presents for all of you.

>准备好了没？

>Are you ready?

>- 那是什么？

- B&O的电话

（丹麦一家高档电子公司）

>- What is that?

- It's a Bang & Olufsen phone.

>查理?罗斯送给马琳达的生日礼物

>Charlie Rose sent it to Miranda for her birthday.

>我上网查了下，1千1百美金

>I looked it up on line. It's $1,100.

>- 什么？

- 厉害！

>- What?

- Wow!

>还有一些其他产品

梅森?皮尔森的梳子

>And I have some products.

Mason Pearson hairbrushes.

>- 一些倩碧（美容品牌）

- 哦！

>- A little Clinique.

- Ooh!

>- 该死，我爱死你的工作了

- 哦！还有一个

>- Oh, damn it. I love your job.

- Oh.! One more.

>小小的惊喜

>- A little thing.

- [Gasps]

>- 你想要吗？想要…哦

- 给我！给我！给我！

>- Do you want it? You want... Oh.

- Gimme! Gimme, gimme, gimme!

>- 看样子她想要

- 我的天！这是新的MJ

（Marc Jacobs，皮包品牌）

>- I think she likes it.

- Oh, my God! This is the new MarcJacobs!

>到处都售空了

你怎么得到的？

>This is sold out everywhere.

Where did you get this?

>马琳达不想要这个，所以…

>Miranda didn't want it, so...

>不，不，不，不，这包值1千9百美金

我不能收下

>No, no, no, no, no. This bag is, like, $1,900.

I cannot take this from you.

>你当然可以

>- [Cackles]

- Yeah, you can.

>- 女人要这么多包做什么？

- 闭嘴

>- Why do women need so many bags?

- Shut up.

>一个包就够了

把东西都放进去不就得了

>You have one. You put all your junk in it,

and that's it. You're done.

>时尚不是实惠

>Fashion is not about utility.

>装饰品代表了你的形象

>An accessory is merely a piece of iconography...

>展示你的个性

>used to express individual identity.

>- 哦，太漂亮了

- 那个也是

>- Oh! And it's pretty.

- That too.

>没错，而且《天桥》不仅仅代表漂亮包包

>Yeah. But the thing is, it turns out there is more to Runway than just fancy purses.

>看，这里有杰?麦克伦尼的评论

裘安?迪迪昂的作品

（都是美国知名作家）

>Look, here's an essay byJay Mclnerney, a piece byJoan Didion.

>还有对克里斯狄昂?阿曼普的采访

（CNN频道国际部的主编）

>Even an interview with Christiane Amanpour.

>- 某人嘴巴抹了蜜了

- 你怎么…

>- Looks like someone's been drinking the Kool-Aid.

- What do you...

>在我这里 是…是女魔头

>- [Cell Phone Ringing]

- I got it. It's... Yup, the Dragon Lady.

>- 哦，马琳达？

- 让我跟她说

>- Oh, Miranda?

- Let me talk to her.

>- 我要接

- 我告诉她让她自己做炒鸡蛋

>- I need that.

- I'll tell her to get her own scrambled eggs.

>莉莉，别！把那东西翻起来

我要接那电话

>Lily, no, no, no! Put that thing up!

I was gonna answer it!

>不然会…

把手机给我

>It's gonna make...

Give me the... phone.

>[Beeps]

>你好，马琳达

>- [Sputters]

- Hi, Miranda.

>- 哦，嘘！

- 没问题

>- Ooh. Shh.

- Absolutely.

>- 嘘！

- 嗯，我现就去

>- Shh!

- Uh-huh. I'm leaving right now.

640

00:40:09,770 --> 00:40:14,800

<font color=#38B0DE>你们几个有必要这么混账吗？

<font color="#ffff00">You know, you guys

didn't have to be such assholes.

>[Rings]

>##[Electronica]

>##[Woman Singing]

>呃，对不起

>Um, excuse me.

>我找詹姆士?浩特

>I'm looking forJames Holt.

>他就在那里

>Um, that's him right there.

>- 哦，谢谢

- 没关系

>- Oh. Thanks.

- No problem.

>- 我把东西放那儿，祈祷他们能有所改善

- 是吗？

>- I put my stuff out there, and I pray they improve.

- Really?

>- 打扰了

- 嗨

>- Excuse me.

- Hi.

>- 我是安迪

我来取马琳达?皮斯里的东西

>- I'm Andy.

I'm picking up for Miranda Priestly.

>哦，是的

你就是新的艾米莉？

>- Oh, yes. You must be the new Emily.

>很高兴认识你

>- [Chuckling]

- Nice to meet you.

>让我看看那包 非常漂亮

>- Oh, let me see that bag. Very, very nice.

- Ah.

>仿旧款式，铁钉皮革，手工缝合 金属撬边

>Distressed, studded leather, pieced by hand, finished with a metallic fringe.

>真是漂亮极了

这是哪位大师的杰作？

>[Clicks Tongue] Very nice, indeed. Who made that fantastic thing?

>你

>You.

>嗯，没错 这边请

>Hmm. Duh. This way.

>给

>Uh, here we go.

>是马琳达参加慈善会穿的连身裙的草图

>It's a sketch of Miranda's dress for the benefit.

>还有我春季设计的主打款式，高度机密

>Also the centerpiece of my spring collection. Top secret stuff.

>- 我会誓死护驾

- 拜托了

>- I'll guard it with my life.

- Please do.

>来

你现为马琳达?皮斯里工作

>Come on.

You're working for Miranda Priestly now.

>你肯定需要一杯酒

>You must be in desperate need of hard liquor.

>借过

>Excuse us, girls.

>给她一杯鸡尾酒

>She'll have the punch.

>会让你神魂颠倒，好好享受

>It's deadly. Have fun.

>##[Man Singing]

>- 他说得没错

- 什么？

>- He's right, you know.

- Hmm?

>鸡尾酒

我在詹姆斯上次聚会时喝过

>The punch.

I drank it atJames's last party.

>在赫伯肯醒来时只穿了斗篷和牛仔帽

（纽约市一地方）

>I woke up in Hoboken wearing nothing but a poncho and a cowboy hat.

>- ##[Continues]

- Ah. Well.

>- 很明智

>- Wise.

- [Chuckling]

>- 你好

- 克里斯丁?汤普森

>- Uh, hi.

- Christian Thompson.

>克里斯丁?汤普森？开玩笑

>Christian Thompson? You're kidding.

>不是，你…你写的杂志我都很喜欢

>No, you're... You write for, like, every magazine I love.

>事实上，我看过你在大学时写的稿子

>I actually... I reviewed your collection of essays for my college newspaper.

>有没有说我的一表人才，英俊潇洒？

>Did you mention my good looks and my killer charm?

>- 没有，但…

- 你现做什么？

>- No, but...

- What do you do?

>哦，我想在其他地方工作 像《纽约人》或者《都市生活》

>Oh. Well, I want to work for somewhere like The New Yorker or Vanity Fair.

>- 我也是个作家

- 是吗？

>- I am a writer too.

- Is that right?

>- 嗯

- 我该看看你写的 不如你寄些过来给我

>- Mm-hmm.

- I should read your stuff.

Why don't you send it over?

>行吗？

>Yeah?

>那真是…谢谢 真是太好了

>That would be... Thank you. That would be great. [Giggling]

>不过现在，我是马琳达?皮斯里的助理

>But actually, right now, I'm working as Miranda Priestly's assistant.

>你开玩笑 那样太糟糕了

>Oh, you're kidding. Well, that's too bad.

>那…天哪 你肯定吃不消马琳达

>That's... Whoa. You'll never survive Miranda.

>- 为什么？

- 你看上去很善良，聪明

>- Excuse me?

- Well, you seem nice, smart.

>你不适合那工作

>You can't do that job.

>我得走了

>Gotta go.

>好吧

>Okay.

>非常非常荣幸认识你，马琳达女孩

>Well, it was very, very nice to meet you, Miranda girl.

>艾米莉？

>Emily?

>给詹姆斯?浩特办公室打电话 说预展提前到今天12点30

>Call James Holt's office. Tell them I want to move the preview up to today at 12:30.

>告诉大家 半小时内准备好

>Tell everybody else. Be ready to leave in half an hour.

>但那应该在周二 她说为什么了吗？

>But we're not expected until Tuesday. Did she say why?

>是的，关于她的决定 她解释了所有细节

>Yes. Yeah, she explained every detail of her decision making.

>然后我们互相给对方梳头 像美国偶像一样说话

>And then we brushed each other's hair and gabbed about American Idol.

>我懂你的意思了

>I see your point.

>- 预展到底是什么？

- 早上好，马琳达

>- [Andy] what's a preview anyway?

- Good morning, Miranda.

>马琳达坚持要求在会展前

>[Nigel] Miranda insists upon seeing all the designers'collections...

>看所有设计师的作品

>before they show them.

>- 很高兴见到你

- 你好，詹姆斯

>- Great to see you.

- Hello, James.

>- 然后她把想法告诉对方？

- 用她特殊的表达方式

>- [Andy] And she tells them what she thinks?

- [Nigel] In her way.

>这季度的设计理念起源于我对

>Uh, this season really began for me with a meditation...

>东西风格合并的构想

>on the intersection between East and west.

>有个判定方法 点一次头是好，点两次是非常好

>[Nigel] There's a scale. One nod is good. Two nods is very good.

>唯一一次微笑记录是在2001年的汤姆?福特展上

>There's only been one actual smile on record, and that was Tom Ford in 2001.

>和服腰带

>An obi belt.

>如果不喜欢，她就摇头

>[Nigel] She doesn't like it, she shakes her head.

>这是我们特地精心为您设计的晚装

>This is the dress that we have designed specifically and exclusively for you.

>当然，如果她紧闭嘴唇

>[Nigel] Then, of course, there's the pursing of the lips.

>意思是？

>[Andy] Which means?

>大灾难

>[Nigel] Catastrophe.

>走，快走

>[Whispers] Just, uh... Just go.

>- 我就是不明白，太可怕了

- 荒谬，还有可怕

>- I just don't understand. I'm appalled.

- It's absurd. Appalled.

>- 你来解决

- 我会跟他谈的

>- You deal with it.

- I'll talk to him.

>就因为她紧闭嘴唇他就要更换所有设计？

>So because she pursed her lips, he's gonna change his entire collection?

>你还是不明白，是不是？

>You still don't get it, do you?

>她的观点才是最重要的

>Her opinion is the only one that matters.

>- 打电话给我丈夫确认晚餐

- 帕斯蒂咖啡馆？已经定好了

>- Call my husband and confirm dinner.

- At Pastis? Done.

>我还需要换身衣服

>And I'll need a change of clothes.

>我已经短信把您的衣服送去杂志社了

>Well, I've already messengered your outfit over to the shoot.

>好的 安吉丽雅 我想让你今晚把书送来

>Fine. And, Andrea, I would like you to deliver the Book to my home tonight.

>- 让艾米莉给你要是

- 嗯

>- Have Emily give you the key.

- Mm-hmm.

>- 用生命来保管这个

- 当然

>- Guard this with your life.

- Of course.

>要是我能去送书 一定是我有做对事了

>You know, if I can deliver the Book, that means I must have done something right.

>我不是变态

>I'm not a psycho.

>哦，知道吗？她叫我安吉丽雅

>Oh, and, you know, she called me Andrea?

>她没叫我艾米莉 这样…是不是很棒？

>I mean, she didn't call me Emily, which is... Isn't that great?

>是啊，万岁

>Yeah, whoopee. Right.

>现在听好我要告诉你的每一句话

>Now, it's very important that you do exactly what I'm about to tell you.

>哦，好的

>Oh. Okay.

>10:00至10:30，书会被剪辑好

>[Emily] The Book is assembled by 10:00, 10:30...

>你必须一直等到书完成为止

>and you must wait around for it until then.

>你将马琳达干洗的衣物和书一起送去

>You will be delivering Miranda's dry cleaning with the Book.

>司机会直接把你送去马琳达市中心的住处

>Now, the car will take you straight to Miranda's townouse.

>你开门进去

>You let yourself in.

>安吉丽雅，你不能和任何人说话

>Andrea. You do not talk to anyone.

>谁也不要看

>Do not look at anyone.

>这是至关重要的你必须变得隐形

>This is of the utmost importance. You must be invisible.

>- 明白了吗？

- 嗯

>- Do you understand?

- Uh-huh.

>你打开门，穿过门庭

>You open the door and you walk across the foyer.

>把衣服挂在楼梯对面的衣橱里

>You hang the dry cleaning in the closet across from the staircase.

>- 呃

- 再把书放在有花的桌子上

>- Uh...

- And you leave the Book on the table with the flowers.

>- 该死！

- 是左边那扇门

>- Shit!

- [Girl] It's that door to the left.

>好的

>Okay.

>谢谢

>[Whispers] Thank you.

>- 你可以把书给我们

- 嘘，哪张桌子？

>- You can give the Book to us.

- Shh. Which... Which table?

>- 没关系，上来吧

- 不，我不能上去

>- It's okay. Come on up.

- No, I can't. I can't.

>- 什么？没关系的

- 来啊

>- What? It's okay.

- Come on.

>- 是啊，来啊 没事的

- 拜托别说了

>- Yeah, come on. It's okay.

- Please stop talking.

>你可以把书带上来 艾米莉经常这么做

>Or you can bring the Book upstairs. Emily does it all the time.

>有吗？是啊，她经常这样

>She does? Right. She does, all the time.

>是吗？好吧

>Yeah? Okay.

>[Giggling]

>你要我怎么做 在封面拍摄途中溜出来？

>[Miranda] what did you expect me to do, walk out in the middle of a cover shoot?

>我从投资协会的会议中冲出来…

>[Man] I rushed out of an investment committee meeting...

>坐在那里等了你近一个小时

>and I sat there waiting for you for almost an hour.

>都说了手机没信号，所有人都没信号

>I told you the cell phones didn't work. Nobody could get a signal out.

>我知道餐厅里的其他人怎么想的…

>[Man] I knew what everyone in that restaurant was thinking...

>看他，又在等她

>there he is, waiting for her again.

>- 好吧，好吧！

- 哦，不，嘘！

>- Okay, okay! Okay, okay.

- Oh, no. Shh!

>事情没那么严重，我发誓

>It really wasrt that big a deal. I promise.

>双胞胎说你好，我也说你好

>The twins said hello, so I said hello back.

>- 然后我上楼给她书，然后…

- 你上楼了？

>- Then I went up the stairs to give her the Book and...

- You went upstairs?

>哦，天哪，你干脆去她床边让她念故事算了！

>Oh, my God. Why didn't you just climb into bed with her and ask for a bedtime story?

>行了，我知道错了

>Okay, I made a mistake. I know.

>安吉丽雅，你不明白

>Andrea, you don't understand.

>如果你被炒，我就去不成巴黎了

>If you get fired, that might jeopardize Paris for me.

>真要是那样，我会追杀你到天涯海角

>If that happens, I will search every Blimpie's in the tristate area until I track you down.

>她会解雇我？

>She's gonna fire me?

>我不知道 她很不高兴

>I don't know. She's not happy.

>安吉丽雅？

>[Miranda] Andrea?

>[Snaps Fingers]

>马琳达，关于昨晚，我…

>Miranda, about last night, l...

>我要给双胞胎新的《哈里?波特》书

>I need the new Harry Potter book for the twins.

>好的，好的 我马上去书店买

>Okay. Okay. I'll go down to Barnes & Noble right now.

>你在人行道摔伤脑袋了？

>Did you fall down and smack your little head on the pavement?

>我不记得有阿

>Not that I can recall.

>我们有所有已经出版的《哈里?波特》 双胞胎想知道接下来会怎么样

>We have all the published Harry Potter books. The twins want to know what happens next.

>你要未出版的手稿？

>You want the unpublished manuscript?

>我们和众多出版界打交道 这应该不是问题，对吗？

>We know everyone in publishing. It shouldn't be a problem, should it?

>你会尽你所能得，对吗？

>And you can do anything, right?

>[Cell Phone Rings]

>是的，小波波 我知道，宝贝

>Yes, Bobbsey. I know, baby.

>妈妈已经尽全力帮你去找了

>Mommy's working very hard to get it for you.

>她是故意的

>She doesn't get it.

>就算有J?K?罗林的电话，我也要不到那书

（哈里?波特的作者）

>I could call frickirJ.K. Rowling herself. I'm not gonna get a copy of that book.

>我得孩子会坐4点的火车去见她们外婆

>My girls are leaving on the train for their grandmother's at 4:00...

>那书最晚要在3点弄到手

>so the book better be here no later than 3:00.

>- 当然！

- 15分钟内准备好我的牛排

>- Of course!

- And I would like my steak here in 15 minutes.

>没问题！

>No problem!

>好了，4个小时内得到不可能得到的手稿

>Okay. I have four hours to get the impossible manuscript.

>SW牛排店11:30分才开门 要去哪儿买牛排？

>Smith & Wollensky's doesn't open until 11:30. How am I gonna get the steak?

>好吧，我15分钟内回来

>Okay. I will be back in 15 minutes.

>- 祝我好运

- 霉运送给你

>- Wish me luck!

- No. Shart.

>好的，好的，我还在 这是马琳达?皮斯里的要求

>Yes, yes, yes, yes. I've been on hold. It's for Miranda Priestly.

>非常重要

>It's very important.

>是，我知道这不可能…

>Yes, I know it's impossible to get...

>所以我才问你是不是能将不可能变成可能

>but, well, I was wondering if you could make the impossible possible...

>…那样可能的话

[SW牛排店]

>if that's at all possible.

[Laughing]

>是，我打电话询问哈里?波特的手稿

>Yes, I'm calling about the Harry Potter manuscript.

>哦，不，是未出版的

>Uh, no. Unpublished.

>没门？

>Not a chance?

>告诉她是马琳达?皮斯里要求的

>Tell her that it's for Miranda Priestly.

>- 能重新考虑吗？

>'Cause I think it makes a difference.

>《纽约人》

克里斯丁?汤普森

>我等会儿打给你

>Let me call you back.

>你可能不记得我 我们在詹姆斯?浩特的聚会上见过面

>You probably don't remember me. We met atJames Holt's party.

>我是马琳达?皮斯里的助理

>I'm Miranda Priestly's assistant.

>哈里?波特的手稿？开玩笑吧

>The Harry Potter manuscript? Oh, you're kidding.

>抱歉打扰，但我也是穷途末路

>Uh, sorry to ask, but I'm desperate.

>就跟她说不可能，想其他办法

>Just tell her it can't be done. You'll have to come up with a Plan "B."

>我们在说马琳达?皮斯里

>Well, this is Miranda Priestly we're talking about.

>没有其他办法，只有一个办法

>There is no Plan "B." There's only Plan "A."

>她会来了吗？我被炒了吗？

>Is she back? Am I fired?

>我很少对我之外的人说这话…

>I rarely say this to people who aren't me...

>但你得冷静下来

>but you have got to calm down.

>该死！

>Bloody hell!

>外套，包

>Coat, bag.

>那是什么？我不要了 我和俄弗一起吃午餐

>What's that? Oh, I don't want that. I'm having lunch with Irv.

>我会在3点回来 到时还要一杯星巴克的咖啡

>I'll be back at 3:00. I'd like my Starbucks waiting.

>哦，如果到时还没有那哈里?波特的书…

>Oh, and if you don't have that Harry Potter book by then...

>你就别回来了

>don't even bother coming back.

>

>喂？

>Hello.

>辞职？你确定？

>Quit? Are you sure?

>我完了 她肯定会炒了我

>I failed. She's gonna fire me anyway.

>还不如先辞职算了

>- I might as well beat her to the punch.

- Wow.

>安迪，干得好 恭喜你，你自由了

>Andy, good for you. Congratulations. You're free.

>- 是啊，我呆会儿再打给你

- 好

>- Yeah. Well, listen, I'll call you later.

- Okay.

>喂？

>- [Line Clicks, Phone Rings]

- Hello.

>我是天才，真的

>I'm brilliant. No, really.

>- 该为我立纪念碑

- 不会吧

>- Monuments should be erected in my honor.

- You didn't.

>是的，一个朋友的朋友做封面设计…

>Oh, yes. A friend of a friend does the cover art...

>她碰巧有那份手稿

>and she happens to have the manuscript.

>哦，不，那意味着我还是做对一件事了

>Oh, no, 'cause that would mean that I actually did something right.

>这真是…哦！

>[Chuckles] It's just... Oh!

>问题是，克里斯丁，我只是…

>The thing is, Christian, I was just...

>你还想要那东西的话就快点 去圣?理杰斯见我

>Look, you want this thing, you better hurry. I'll meet you at the St. Regis.

>借过

>- Excuse me.

- [Horn Honks]

>- 欢迎来圣?理杰斯 能为您服务吗？

- 哦，是的

>- Welcome to the St. Regis. May I assist you with anything?

- Oh. Yes.

>- 我在科尔国王酒吧约了朋友

- 这边请

>- Uh, I'm meeting someone at the King Cole Bar.

- Right this way.

>嗨

>Hi.

>- 你还剩一个小时

- 谢谢你

>- You have one hour.

- Thank you.

>一份手稿 双胞胎该怎么办？一起看？

>One copy. What are my twins gonna do with that? Share?

>哦，不，我已经做了2份

>Oh, no, I made two copies...

>装订好再作了封面 那样看起来就不会像手稿

>and had them covered, reset and bound so that they wouldn't look like manuscripts.

>这是备份拷贝，以防万一

>This is an extra copy to have on file. You know, just in case.

>那些装订好的拷贝呢？我怎么没看到？

>Well, where are these fabulous copies? I don't see them anywhere.

>[Whistle Blows]

>双胞胎已经在去外婆家的火车上开始看了

>[Andy] They're with the twins, on the train on the way to Grandma's.

>还有什么需要我做的吗？

>Is there anything else I can do for you?

>就这些吧

>Mm-mmm. That's all.

>好的

>Okay.

>[Door Opens]

>- 嘿

- 嘿，我去了狄恩德鲁卡超市

（Dean＆Deluca 纽约顶级贵价超市）

>- Hey.

- Hey. I went to Dean & Deluca.

>天！那里的草莓居然要五块钱一颗

>Man, they charge, like, five dollars a strawberry there.

>可我想既然你辞职了…

>But I figure since you quit your job...

>我们应该庆祝一下

>we should celebrate.

>- 这个，内特

- 等等

>- Listen, Nate.

- Wait a minute.

>你都已经辞职了 怎么还在替双胞胎做手工？

>You quit your job, but you're still working on the twins' science project?

>你可真伟大啊

>Well, that's big of you.

>给你打完电话后，我觉得…

>Okay, after we talked, I realized...

>都辛苦了好几个月就这么放弃实在是不应该

>it doesn't make sense throwing away all those months ofhard work.

>不过是因为我的一念之差所以…

>I just had a moment of weakness, that's all.

>是，是，要不然就是因为你喜欢糟糕的工作和变态的老板

>Yeah, well, either that, or your job sucks and your boss is a wacko.

>好吧，随便你，这是你的工作

>All right. Whatever. It's your job.

>内特

>Nate.

>别这样

>Come on.

>我还是原来的我

>I'm still the same person I was.

>我想要的一直没变的

>I still want the same things. Okay?

>我保证，内容不变，只是包装更好

>- Mm-hmm.

- I promise. Same Andy, better clothes.

>我比较恋旧

>- [Giggles] - I like the old clothes.

>是吗？

>Really?

>那这些项链怎么样？你喜欢吗？

>Well, what about these necklaces? Do you like them?

>不？那这裙子呢？这可是新的

>No? And this dress, it's new.

>Eh.

>这个，还有样东西也是新的…

>Well, there is one other thing that's new...

>我觉得你可能会喜欢

>that I thought you might like.

>不过…这个怎么样？

>But, uh... What about this?

>你不喜欢 我还是去做…

>You don't like it. I should better do...

>不，不

>No, no, no, no.

>这是第二款造型吗？这是第二款？

>Is this number two look? This is number two?

>- 嗨

- 嗨！好了，转过来，亲爱的

>- Hi.

- Hi. All right. Turn around for me, darling.

>噢，我懂了，我懂了

>Oh, I get it. I get it. I get it.

>这是拍那组“都市丛林”，对吧？

>The piece is called "urban jungle, '"right?

>是，现代女性通过释放内在的野性来征服城市

>Yes, the modern woman unleashes the animal within to take on the big city.

>好了，去吧

>[Growls] Good. Go.

>我每天都在说些不知所云的废话

>[Sighs] Sometimes I can't believe I talk about this crap all day.

E>- 伯比，过来，让我看看

- 谢谢你

>- Bobby, come here. Let me see.

- Oh, thank you.

>- 尽快把这些样片送到马琳达手上

- 嗯

>- Make sure Miranda gets these as soon as possible.

- Mm-hmm.

>告诉她我让罗沙改拍迪奥了

>And tell her I switched in the Dior for the Rocha.

>- 噢，真好，迫不及待哈

- 对不起

>- Oh, great. Can't wait.

- Excuse me.

>- 态度能不能好点？

- 对不起

>- Can we adjust the attitude?

- I'm sorry.

>- 别跟那些模特一个德性

- 对不起

>- Don't make me feed you to one of the models.

- I'm sorry.

>今天太忙了

>It's a busy day.

>我的个人生活岌岌可危 所以…

>My personal life is hanging by a thread, that's all.

>彼此彼此，亲爱的 这说明你的工作开始步入正轨了

>Join the club. That's what happens when you start doing well at work, darling.

>等你的个人生活化为乌有的时候记得通知我一声

>Let me know when your whole life goes up in smoke.

>那说明你要被提拔了

>That means it's time for a promotion.

>不行 好了 言归正传，二月号

>No. All right, February, back of the issue.

>你们和萨尔玛联系过吗？

>Did anybody speak with Salma's people yet?

>有的，但她更想做夏季刊的封面 来配合她新拍的电影

>Yes, but she'd rather do a summer cover because she has a movie coming out.

>不行 还有，图比做的那篇关于最高法院里的女性…

>No. Also, I'm pulling the Toobin piece on the Supreme Court women...

>还有那篇关于选购整形手术医生…

>And I need to see a new draft on that piece...

>的文章要重写，太平淡了

>about shopping for a plastic surgeon... It's dull.

>还有这个“冬季奇境”折页的版面

>And this layout for the winter wonderland spread.

>一点都不奇

>Not wonderful yet.

>好的，我再考虑一下

>Oh, okay. L-I'll look at it.

>泰斯蒂诺怎么样？（摄影师）进度如何了？

>What about Testino? Where are we on that?

>扎克的追随者设计了一些雕塑感很强的衣服

>Zac Posers doing some very sculptural suits.

>所以我建议让泰斯蒂诺在野口勇博物馆拍这组片

（野口勇 日裔美籍雕塑家）

>So I suggested that, uh, Testino shoot them at the Noguchi Garden.

>很好

>Perfect.

>谢天谢地，还是有人来上班的

>Thank God somebody came to work today.

>四月的首饰版面呢？

>What about accessories for April?

>我觉得可以考虑做一辑配饰 像手镯、吊坠、耳环之类

>One thought I had was enamel. Um, bangles, pendants, earrings.

>不行 那个两年前出过一次 还有什么？

>No. We did that two years ago. What else?

>这个，现在印花图案比较流行 所以我在想…

>Um, well, they're showing a lot of florals right now, so I was thinking...

>印花？春季拍印花？真有创意

>Florals ? For spring? Groundbreaking.

>但我们想可以选一个工厂厂房来拍

>But we thought about shooting them in an industrial space.

>通过印花图案的柔弱与硬朗、粗糙环境的对比…

>We thought the contrast between the femininity of the florals...

>可以促使一种特殊的张力在……

>and the more raw, rough-hewn background would create this wonderful tension between...

>- 不行

- 在…

>- No.

- Which?

>- No.

- Which?

>不行

>- [Emily Coughing]

- No.

>你们能拿一点我能用的东西出来吗？

>Does anybody else have anything I can possibly use?

>或者是消毒纸巾？

>Antibacterial wipes perhaps?

>[Groans]

>- 感冒怎么样了？

- 死去活来

>- How's the cold doing?

- Like death warmed up actually.

>噢，上帝

>[Sniffles]

Oh, God.

>今晚是慈善晚会 我已经盼了好几个月了

>It's the benefit tonight. I've been looking forward to it for months.

>我不能生病 我要穿华伦天奴，气死我了

>I refuse to be sick. I'm wearing Valentino, for crying out loud.

>对，过会所有人都该去做准备了…

>Right. Well, everybody will be leaving soon to get ready...

>我建议你去把马琳达的芬迪包拿到陈列室…

>so I suggest you go and drop Miranda's Fendi bag off at the showroom...

>然后就没你什么事了

>and then I suppose you can just go home.

>是吗？噢，太好了 简直是完美

>Yeah? Oh, well, that is great. Perfect actually.

>我得赶紧去木兰面包房 今天是内特的生日

>I need to get to Magnolia Bakery before it closes. It's Nate's birthday tonight.

>我们要给他办个生日会

>So we're, uh, having a little party for him.

>是，真是啰嗦 还不闭嘴走人

>Yeah, I'm hearing this, and I wanna hear this.

>拜

>Bye.

>我热爱我的工作

>I love my job. I love my job. I love my job.

>[Chattering]

>[Cell Phone Rings]

>喂？

>Hello?

>在今晚的慈善晚会开始前 我要求…

>Before the benefit tonight, I need to make sure...

>你们两个都背好来宾名单

>that you're both fully prepped on the guest list.

>可我以为只有首席助理 才能去慈善晚会

>But I thought that only the first assistant went to the benefit.

>前提是第一助理没有变成…

>Only when the first assistant hasn't decided to become...

>一个可怕的病原体

>an incubus of viral plague.

>你去帮艾米莉的忙

>You'll come and help Emily.

>- 就这样吧

- 好吧

>- That's all.

- Right.

>这是所有的来宾 马琳达把每个人都请来了

>These are all of the guests. Miranda invites everyone.

>我们必须确保让他们觉得马琳达清清楚楚的记得每一个人

>We have to make sure that they all think she knows exactly who they are.

>我已经研究了好几个礼拜了

>And I've been studying for weeks.

>我今晚上就要把这一大本都记下来？

>I have to learn all these by tonight?

>不，别傻了，安吉丽雅 两大本

>No, don't be silly, Andrea. These too.

>你们还是先开始吧，别等我了 我会尽早赶回去

>Look, you better just start without me, okay? I'll get there as soon as I can.

>安迪，别啊，这是他的生…

>Andy, come on, it's his birth...

>好吧，不过快点

>Okay, but hurry.

>噢，拜托，相信我，我一定会 我最不想做的就是…

>Oh, please, believe me, I will. This is the last thing that I wanna...

>噢，我喜欢这个 我走时给你电话，好吗？

>Ooh, I love that. Uh, I'll call you the second I'm leaving, okay?

>- 我能穿吗？

- 可以

>- Will that fit me?

- Oh, yeah.

>弄点润滑油和鱼线

一定能把你塞进去

>A little Crisco and some fishing line, and we're in business.

>[Sarcastic Chuckle]

>##[Woman Singing]

>真的没什么，我是说，这是…

>Well, nothing really. I mean, this is...

>我是说，这是这一季的一件社交大事

>I mean, really, this is the social event of the season.

>##[Continues]

>噢，上帝

安迪，你看起来很别致

>Oh, oh, my God.

Andy, you look so chic.

>噢，谢谢 你看起来很瘦

>Oh, thanks, Em. You look so thin.

>- 真的吗？

- 是的

>- Do I?

- Yeah.

>- 这都是为了巴黎 我在进行一项新的节食方法

>- Oh, it's for Paris. I'm on this new diet.

>非常有效

我什么都不吃

>It's very effective.

Well, I don't eat anything.

>当我觉得快要晕倒的时候 我就吃一块奶酪

>And then when I feel like I'm about to faint, I eat a cube of cheese.

>- 效果真明显

- 我知道

>- Well, it's definitely working.

- I know.

>我的胃口才造成体重有增无减

>I'm just one stomach flu away from my goal weight.

>##[Man Singing]

>那是约翰?福尔杰

切尔西剧团的新任艺术总监

>That's John Folger, the new

artistic director of the Chelsea Rep.

>- 约翰，谢谢你的到来

- 你好

>- John, thanks for coming.

- Hey there.

>- 谢你才对，每次见你都非常开心

- 别乱晃

>- [John] Oh, thank you.

It's always nice seeing you.

- Stop fidgeting.

>对不起 我迟到太久了

>I'm sorry. I'm so late.

>别想了 你必须在这里待着

>Just deal with it. You have to be here.

>艾米莉，过来

>Emily, come here.

>那是法国版天桥的杰奎琳?芙蕾吗？

>Isn't thatJacqueline Follet from French Runway?

>天哪！马琳达讨厌她

>Oh, my God, and Miranda hates her.

>她应该在马琳达走了以后才出现的

>She was supposed to arrive after Miranda left.

>- 我不…

- 是啊

>- I didn't... Oh.

- Yeah.

>- 马琳达，真是一如既往的盛会啊

- 你把杰奎琳带来了

>- Miranda, fabulous event as always.

- You broughtJacqueline.

>- 惊喜吧

- 真是惊喜啊

>- Surprise.

- Quelle surprise.

>太好了 你能来参加我们这个小聚会真是让人开心

>Oh, wonderful. We're so happy you were able to come to our little gathering.

>当然要来

我今年都在为这个聚会做准备

>Of course.

I plan my whole year around this.

>你这么有心，真让我们感动

>Well, we're so grateful that you do.

>- 再见

- 你收到我给你的信了吗？

>- Ciao.

- Have you gotten my note?

>收到了 我们礼拜三再讨论

>Yes, I did. We'll discuss it on Wednesday.

>- 好的 今晚不谈公事

- 不谈公事

>- Yes, I agree. No business tonight.

- Not tonight.

>玩得开心

>- Enjoy.

- [Sniffles]

>Em.

>噢，谢谢，谢谢

>Oh, thanks. Thanks.

>噢，上帝 我记不起来他的名字了

>Oh, um... Oh, my God. I just can't remember what his name is.

>我今天早上还看过他的名字

>I just saw his name this morning on the list.

>是…我记得的 他是在…

>It's... Oh, I know this. It's something to do with...

>等等，他是…他是一位… 上帝，我知道的…

>Wait, he was... he was part of the... Oh, God, I know this. Um...

>他是富兰克林大使 为了身边那个女人离婚了，丽贝卡

>It's Ambassador Franklin, and that's the woman that he left his wife for, Rebecca.

>- 丽贝卡，大使先生

- 马琳达

>- Rebecca. Ambassador.

- Miranda.

>- 你真是容光焕发

- 噢，谢谢

>- You look fabulous.

- Oh, very kind.

>谢谢你

>- Thank you.

- [Chattering Continues]

>- 这是谁啊？

- 你好

>- Look at you.

- Hello.

>你是…你真是个梦幻仙子

>You're... You're a vision.

>- 噢

- 谢天谢地我帮你保住了饭碗

>- Oh. [Scoffs]

- Thank God I saved your job.

>这个，我自己也认真的反省了一下

>[Stammers, Chuckles] You know, I figured out a few things on my own too.

>结果发现 我没你想的那么好

>Turns out, I'm not as nice as you thought.

>我希望不是

>I hope not.

>如果不是因为你已经名花有主…

>Well, if it werert for the stupid boyfriend...

>我现在就会把你劫走的

>I'd have to whisk you away right here and now.

>- 你不会真的对别人讲这种话吧？

- 显然

>- Do you actually say things like that to people?

- Evidently.

188

>我得走了

>[Giggles]

Well, I gotta go.

>一定要走吗？《纽约》杂志社的编辑在里面…

>Are you sure? 'Cause my editor for New York Magazine is inside...

>你知道 我可以介绍你们认识

>and, you know, I could introduce you two.

>- 你不是寄了一些文章给我吗？记得不？

- 是的

>- You sent over your stuff for me to look at? Remember?

- Yeah.

>好吧，我得承认我只看了几篇你寄来那么一大包

>All right, I gotta admit, I only read a couple. It was a very large packet you sent.

>- 是

- 但就我看过的来说还算好

>- Yeah.

- But what I did read wasrt half bad.

>你知道的，我觉得…

我觉得你很有天份，安迪

>And, you know, I think...

I think you have a talent, Andy.

>他应该见见你

>He should meet you.

>你干嘛不和我进去？就喝杯东西

>Why don't you come in? Just for one drink.

>好吧，是啊 就喝杯东西还是可以…

>Um, okay, yeah. I guess I could for one...

>不，我不可以 对不起，我真得走了

>No, I can't. I'm sorry, but I have to go.

>好吧 替我向男朋友问好

>All right. Give my best to the boyfriend.

>罗伊，抱歉 你能再开快一点吗？

>Roy, I'm sorry. Can you go any faster?

>我相信内特会理解的

>I'm sure Nate will understand.

>是啊

>Yeah.

>[TV, Indistinct]

>嘿

>Hey.

>生日快乐

>Happy birthday.

>内特，真对不起

>Nate, I'm so sorry.

>我一直试着想离开 但事情实在是太多了

>I kept trying to leave, but there was a lot going on.

>你知道的，我没的选

>And, you know, I didn't have a choice.

>别担心了

>Don't worry about it.

>我睡觉去了

>[Grunts] I'm gonna go to bed.

>我们能不能谈一谈？

>Can we at least talk about this?

>你看起来很美

>You look really pretty.

>安吉丽雅？

>[Miranda] Andrea?

>你把书带来了吗？

>- Do you have the Book?

- Oh. Uh...

>Mm.

>巴黎是我每年最重要的一周

>Paris is the most important week of my entire year.

>我需要带一个最精英的团队去

>I need the best possible team with me.

>那已经不包括艾米莉了

>That no longer includes Emily.

>等等，你要我去…

>Wait. You want me to...

>不，马琳达

>No, Miranda.

>艾米莉会死的

>[Exhales] Emily would die.

>她全部的生活都是围绕着巴黎

>Her whole life is about Paris.

>为这她已经好几个星期都没吃东西

我不能…这样做

>She hasn't eaten in weeks.

L-I can't... do that.

>马琳达，我不能去

>Miranda, I can't.

>如果你不去，我会认为你并不重视你的将来…

>If you don't go, I'll assume you're not serious about your future...

>不管是在《天桥》还是其它出版社

>at Runway or any other publication.

>你自己决定

>The decisiors yours.

>就这样

>That's all.

>##[Woman Singing]

>[Laughing]

>##[Continues]

>- 嘿，安迪

>- Hey, Andy.

>- 嘿

- 你什么时候睡啊？

>- Hey.

- You coming to bed anytime soon?

>再过五分钟，好吗？

>Uh, yeah. Five minutes, okay?

>[Fax Printing]

>[Clears Throat]

>安吉丽雅，别忘了告诉艾米莉

>Andrea, don't forget to tell Emily.

>现在就说

>Do it now.

>别接电话

>- [Line Ringing]

- Don't pick up.

>- 别接电话，别接电话，别接…

- 嗨

>- Don't pick up. Don't pick up. Don't pick...

- Hi.

>- 艾米莉

- 嗨，嗨，抱歉我迟到了

>- Emily.

- Hi, hi. Sorry I'm late.

>马琳达让我去爱马仕拿丝巾

>It's just Miranda wanted some scarves from Hermes.

>她昨天告诉我的 可我糊里糊涂给忘了

>And she did tell me yesterday, but I forgot like an idiot.

>所以我现在要疯了

>And so I freaked out, of course.

>艾米莉，艾米莉，我有事要告诉你

>Emily, Emily, l-I need to talk to you.

>我打电话去马丁家 让她提前开店了 对不起

>I called Martine at home, and she opened the shop early. Whoa! I'm sorry.

>她替我提前开了店门 然后我拿到了丝巾，非常顺利

>She opened the shop early for me, so I got them, which is great.

>好的，艾米莉 等你回来了…

>Okay. Um, Emily, wh-when you come in...

>我有点事想告诉你

>there's something I have to talk to you about.

>- 但愿别是马琳达的问题

- 不完全是

>- Well, I hope it's not another Miranda problem.

- Not exactly.

>那就好 我走之前要忙的事太多了 我发誓…

>Well, good, because I've got so much to deal with before I go. I swear to God...

>- [Gasps]

- [Horn Honks, Tires Skid]

>噢，上帝！

>- [Clamoring]

- [Woman] Oh, my God.!

>艾米莉？

>Emily?

>[Woman On P.A., Indistinct]

>[Elevator Bell Dings]

>我不管她是威胁要炒你鱿鱼 还是拿鞭子抽你！

>I don't care if she was gonna fire you or beat you with a red-hot poker!

>你应该说不的！

>You should have said no.

>艾米莉，我没的选

>Emily, I didn't have a choice.

>- 拜托

- 你知道她那个人

>- Oh. Please.

- You know how she is.

>这算什么破借口？

>- That is a pathetic excuse.

- [Door Opens]

>谢谢

>Thanks.

>你知道整件事里…

>Do you know what really just...

>什么最让我生气吗？

>gets me about this whole thing...

>你一直口口声声说 你一点也不在乎这些东西

>is that, you know, you're the one who said you don't really care about this stuff.

>你一点也不在乎时尚 你只想当个记者

>And you don't really care about fashion. You just wanna be a journalist.

>全都是胡说八道！

>What a pile of bollocks!

>艾米莉，我知道你很生气 我不怪你

>Emily, I know you're mad. I don't blame you.

>你就承认吧，自打你穿上那双吉米周的鞋 你的灵魂就已经被卖掉了

>Face it, you sold your soul the day you put on that first pair ofJimmy Choo's.

>我看到了 还有，你知道整件事 最让我心痛的是什么吗？

>I saw it. And you know what really just kills me about this whole thing...

>是你将得到的那些衣服

>is the clothes that you're gonna get.

>你根本不该拥有它们

>I mean, you don't deserve them.

>你什么都吃，看在上帝的份上

>You eat carbs, for Christ's sake.

>天哪，这太不公平了！

>God, it's so unfair.!

>- 艾米莉

- 给我滚

>- Emily.

- Just go.

>- 艾米莉，我…

- 我说滚！

>- Emily, l...

- I said go!

>[Sighs]

>- 你要去巴黎看时装秀？

- 嗯哼

>- [Doug] You are going to Paris for the couture shows?

- [Andy] Mm-hmm.

>- 那是一年里最酷的时尚盛事

- 嗯哼

>- That's the coolest fashion event of the year.

- Mm-hmm.

>- 你都会见到些什么人？加利亚诺（迪奥设计师）？

- 是的

>- I mean, who are you going to see, Galliano?

- Yeah.

>- 还有拉格菲尔德（香奈儿艺术总监），还有尼古拉斯?盖斯基埃（巴黎世家设计总监）

- 没错

>- And Lagerfeld and Nicholas Ghesquiere.

- Yep.

>好吧，你吓到我了

>- Yes. Okay, now you're scaring me.

- [Chuckles]

>- 嘿

- Hey.

>- 这个展览太了不起了，我真为你骄傲

- 谢谢你

>- This show is amazing. I am so proud of you.

- [Lily] Thank you.

>从后面的那些照片开始看 慢慢往前浏览

>Okay, start with the photos in the back and work your way forward.

>我就是根据这个路线布置的 绝对不同凡响

>That is the way I designed it. It is brilliant.

>- 你会喜欢的

- 当然

>- You will love it.

- Of course.

>还有你，我想介绍个人给你认识

>And you, I have somebody I want you to meet, okay?

>噢，色艺俱全，还不带路？

>Ooh, art and sex. Lead the way.

>- 待会见

- 好的

>- See you later.

- Okay.

>##[Woman Singing]

>嘿，嘿，马琳达的女孩

>- ##[Continues]

- Hey. Hey, Miranda girl.

>- 嗨

- 我刚才正想到你

>- Hi.

- I was just thinking about you.

295

>噢，少来

>Oh, come on.

>- 是真的

- 不

>- It's true.

- No.

>我在为采访戈尔蒂埃做准备 顺便，计划我的巴黎行程

>I'm profiling Gaultier for Interview and, uh, making my Paris plans.

>我发觉自己想知道 你会不会去那里

>I found myself wondering if, uh, you were gonna be there.

>事实上，我会去

>Well, actually, um, I am going.

>太好了 我会住在第七街 一个舒适的小旅馆里

>Great. I'm staying in a fantastic little hotel in the Seventh...

>旅馆对面有家餐厅 那里的三明治能改变你的生活

>right across the street from the falafel restaurant that will change your life.

>对不起，我的工作会很忙

>[Chuckles] I'm sorry. I'll be too busy working.

>你得找另一个人的生活去改变了

>You'll have to find someone else's life to change.

>那好吧

>Well, that's just it.

>我开始考虑我能不能找到了

>I'm beginning to wonder if I can.

>莉莉

>Lily.

>莉莉 ，他不过是我工作时认识的人

>Lily, he's just a guy I know from work.

>- 是，那样子也叫工作

- 听着，你有点小题大做…

>- Yeah, that looked like work.

- Look, you're making a big deal out of...

>知道吗，我认识的安迪 是一个疯狂爱着内特…

>You know, the Andy I know is madly in love with Nate...

>约会从不迟到…

>is always five minutes early...

>只在，我不知道，微风连锁店买休闲服的女孩

>and thinks, I don't know, Club Monaco is couture.

>过去的16年里 我知道关于安迪的点点滴滴

>For the last 16 years, I've known everything about that Andy.

>可这个人 这个跟随便钩上的某个时髦帅哥

>But this person? This "glamazon" who skulks around in corners...

>偷偷摸摸的美女？

>with some random hot fashion guy?

>我不认识她

>I don't get her.

>- 莉莉

- 在巴黎玩得开心

>- Lily.

- Have fun in Paris.

>你要去巴黎？

>You going to Paris?

>是的，机缘巧合

>Uh, yeah. It just happened.

>去巴黎这种大事不是艾米莉或者…

>I thought Paris was a big deal for Emily or...

>真好，现在你也要来给我难堪吗？

>Great. Now you're gonna give me a hard time too?

>嘿，安迪，安迪！

>Hey, Andy. Andy!

>- 安迪，你究竟是怎么回事了？

- 我，我没的选，好吗？

>- Andy, what the hell is wrong with you?

- L-I didn't have a choice, okay?

>- 马琳达要求的事，我不可以说不

- 我知道

>- Miranda asked me, and I couldn't say no.

- I know.

>最近你的口头禅就是这句

“我没的选”

>That's your answer for everything lately,

"I didn't have a choice."

>- 说得好像是别人逼你干这份工似的

- 内特，我明白了，好吗？

>- Like this job was forced on you.

- Nate, I get it, okay?

>好像这些决定都不是你自己做的

>Like you don't make these decisions yourself.

>你生气是因为我老是加把我还误了你的生日会

>You're mad because I work late all the time and I missed your birthday party.

>- 我很抱歉！

- 拜托，你当我是四岁小孩吗？

>- And I'm sorry.

- Oh, come on. What am I, four?

>你…你恨天桥和马琳达

>You... You hate Runway and Miranda.

>你认为时尚是毫无意义你已经说得很清楚了

>And you think fashion is stupid. You've made that clear.

>安迪, 我每天在餐馆里忙忙碌碌

>Andy, I make port wine reductions all day.

>我也不是什么美国和平队

[一个美国志愿服务组织]

>I'm not exactly in the Peace Corps.

>你知道，我不会介意哪怕你在外面跳舞跳通宵…

>You know, I wouldn't care if you were out there pole dancing all night...

>只要你的心依然清澈诚实

>as long as you did it with a little integrity.

>你以前会说这不过是份工作

>You used to say this was just a job.

>你以前会取笑杂志社那些女孩

>You used to make fun of the Runway girls.

>发生了些什么？你现在已经变得和她们一样

>What happened? Now you've become one of them.

>- 你胡说些什么

- 没关系，我不介意，你就承认吧.

>- That's absurd.

- That's okay. That's fine. Just own up to it.

>我们也就不用再装得好像我们还有什么共同点

>And then we can stop pretending like we have anything in common anymore.

>- 你不是说真的，对吧？

- 不，是真的

>- You don't mean that, do you?

- No, I do.

>Well...

>也许这次出差来得正是时候

>maybe this trip is coming at a good time.

>也许我们俩该分开一段时间

>Maybe we should take a break.

>内特？

>Nate?

>[Cell Phone Ringing]

>对不起，就…等一下下？

>I'm sorry. Just... one second?

>你知道吗 也许你会觉得奇怪

>You know, in case you were wondering...

>但能让你随时接电话的人 才是你真正在乎的人

>the person whose calls you always take, that's the relationship you're in.

>祝你们俩在一起开心

>I hope you two are very happy together.

">[Cell Phone Continues Ringing]

>你好，马琳达

>Hello, Miranda.

>抱歉，马琳达

>Pardon. Miranda.

>麦斯特

>- [Speaking Italian]

- Maestro. Mmm.

>你好吗？见到你真高兴

谢谢你能过来

>How are you? So glad to see you.

Thank you for coming.

E>- 你喜欢这场秀吗？

- 太喜欢了 我觉得这是近几年来最好的一场

>- You like the collection?

- Absolutely. I think it's the best in years.

>- 这对我非常重要，非常，非常重要

- 我也替你高兴

>- This is very important for me. Very, very important.

- I'm very happy for you.

>- 这是我的新助理

- 嗨，你好

>- This is my new Emily.

- Hello. How do you do?

>- 很好，很开心

- 很高兴见到你

>- I'm good. Pleasure.

- Nice to meet you.

>喜欢这场秀吗？

>You love the show?

>马琳达，看这里！

>- Miranda. This way!

- [Clamoring]

>马琳达，奈杰尔 时尚潮流的掌门人

>Miranda. Nigel. Fashiors great gatekeepers.

>马琳达，当法国时尚遭遇美国时尚天桥的态度是如何？

>Miranda, what is Runway's position on French fashion versus American fashion?

>我一直在想…

>- I've been thinking...

- Oh.

>- 你还欠我一份哈里波特的情

- 噢，是吗？

>- You still owe me for Harry Potter.

- Oh, do I?

>当然是的 晚上还要干活吗？

>- Of course you do. Are you working tonight?

- Oh!

>- 不用，马琳达晚上有饭局

- 好极了，你是自由身

>- No, actually Miranda has a dinner.

- Great, you're free.

>但还有个男朋友的问题

>Oh, but there is the problem of le boyfriend.

>等等，该不会是男朋友已经是过去式了？

>Wait, don't tell me. The boyfriend non plus?

>我非常，非常的遗憾

>Je suis tres, tres desole.

>噢，别装了 你压根儿就不遗憾

>Oh, you're so full of it. You're not desole at all.

>是，一点也不 我什么时候去接你？

>No, not even a little. What time should I pick you up?

>我会给你电话

>- Uh...

- I'll call you.

>Yeah.

>Oh.

>你回来了

>Oh, there you are.

[Clears Throat]

>我们得把明天午宴的座位安排再过一遍

>We need to go over the seating, uh, chart for the luncheon.

>好的，没问题

>Okay. Um, yeah, sure.

>座位表在我这里

>I have it right here.

>你应该知道你这种慢慢吞吞的样子总让我抓狂

>By all means, move at a glacial pace. You know how that thrills me.

>好的

>Okay.

>那么…

>So...

>首先得把斯努普?道格安排到我这桌

（著名饶舌歌手）

>first of all, we need to move Snoop Dogg to my table.

>但你那桌已经满了

>But your table's full.

>史蒂芬不来了

>Stephen isn't coming.

>史蒂芬他…

>Oh, Stephen is...

>那明天我不用动身去机场接他了？

>So I don't need to fetch Stephen from the airport tomorrow?

>你可以问他 如果他决定重新考虑离婚的问题…

>Well, if you speak to him and he decides to rethink the divorce...

>那你还是动身去接一下

>then, yes, fetch away.

>你这么美丽动人，多动动也好

>You're very fetching, so go fetch.

>等我们回纽约了联系一下…

>And then when we get back to New York, we need to contact, um...

>蕾丝丽，看她能不能想办法把这件事的影响…

>Leslie to see what she can do to minimize the press...

>减到最小

>on all this.

>再离婚一次…

>Another divorce...

>又会是八卦头条

>splashed across page six.

>我闭着眼都能猜到他们会怎么写我

>I can just imagine what they're gonna write about me.

>女权至上的霸道女人

>The Dragon Lady, career-obsessed.

>工作第一的冰山皇后把另一个皮斯利先生扫地出门

>Snow Queen drives away another Mr. Priestly.

>默克多得好好谢我…

（报业大亨）

>Rupert Murdoch should cut me a check...

>帮他卖了那么多报纸

>for all the papers I sell for him.

>不过，我不管…

>Anyway, I don't...

>我真的不在乎别人怎么写我

>I don't really care what anybody writes about me.

>但我的…我的女儿，我…

>But my... my girls, I just...

>这对她们太不公平了

>It's just so unfair to the girls.

>她们…

>It's just...

>又一次失望…

>another disappointment...

>又一次的沮丧 又一个父亲…形象的…

>another letdown , another father... figure...

>离开

>[Chuckles] Gone.

>总之，重要的是…

>Anyway, the point is...

[Clears Throat]

>重要的是…

>The point is...

[Sighs]

>重要的是我们把唐娜泰拉安排在哪里…

（范思哲设计总监，詹尼?范思哲之妹）

>The point is we really need to figure out where to place Donatella...

>因为她不怎么和人说话

>because she's barely speaking to anyone.

>我很抱歉，马琳达

>I'm so sorry, Miranda.

>如果你想把晚上的活动取消我去通知

>If you want me to cancel your evening, I can.

>别说傻话了 为什么要取消？

>Don't be ridiculous. Why would we do that?

>Um, is...

>还有什么我能做的吗？

>Is there anything else I can do?

>你的工作

>Your job.

>就这样

>That's all.

>嗨，我要看一下马琳达明天的行程

>Hi. I need Miranda's itinerary for tomorrow.

>- 好，进来吧

- 可以吗？谢谢

>- Okay. Come on in.

- All right? Thanks.

>- 谁给配的那身衣服？

- 这身？

>- Who put that together for you?

- This?

>噢，这…

我随便乱套的

>Oh, it's just...

it's just something I threw on.

>转过来，我看看，转

>Turn around. Let me see. Turn.

>- 嗯，难以置信

- 是吗？

>- Mm. Incroyable.

- Yeah?

>- 这身…实在是…美极了

- 是吗？好吧

>- It's really just... No, it's... No, gorgeous.

- Yeah? Okay, good.

>真的，我觉得已经不用我帮你了

>Really. I think that my work here is done.

>噢

>Oh.

>我们得庆祝一下 我去拿香槟

>We're going to celebrate. I'm going to get some champagne.

>好吧，我们庆祝什么？

>Okay. What are we toasting?

>为得到梦想的工作干杯

>We are toasting, my dear, to the dream job.

>成千上万的女孩所梦想的工作

>The one that a million girls wanted.

>那份工作我几个月前就已经到手了

>Which I got months ago.

>我不是说你

>I'm not talking about you.

>Mm-hmm.

>詹姆斯?浩特…

>- James Holt...

- Yeah.

>马西莫?科特利让内…

>Massimo Corteleoni...

>要投资詹姆斯的公司并在全球推广

>is investing in James's company and taking it global.

>他的箱包、鞋子、香水等作品

>- Mm-hmm.

- Bags, shoes, fragrances... the works.

>詹姆斯需要一个合伙人

>And James needs a partner.

>而那个合伙人将是我

>And that partner would be me.

>- 马琳达她…

- 马琳达知道，因为…

>- Does Miranda...

- No, no, Miranda knows, because...

>是她推荐我的上帝，你能想像到吗？

>- Oh.

- Oh, she put me up for it. God, no. Can you imagine?

>可…可这一来你就得走了

>But... But... But you're leaving.

>我不敢想像没有你的《天桥》

>- Mm-hmm.

- I can't imagine Runway without you.

>但我实在是太激动了

>I know, I know, but I'm so excited though.

>十八年来我终于可以第一次决定自己的生活了

>This is the first time in 18 years I'm going to be able to call the shots in my own life.

>噢，上帝！

>Oh, my God.!

>我将可以来巴黎 真真正正的认识巴黎

>I'm going to be able to come to Paris and actually see Paris.

>恭喜你了

>Well, congratulations.

>奈杰尔，这是你应得的

>- Huh? Oh.

- Nigel, you deserve it.

>赌你6号的屁股我也值得

>You bet your size-six ass.

[Guffaws]

>- 四号

- 真的吗？

>- Four.

- Really?

>干杯

>- [Glasses Clink]

- Cheers.

>- 敬你

- 敬我们

>- Cheers to you.

- To us.

>让我看看

>- Let me see that.

- [Giggles]

>[Woman Singing In French]

>好吧，我想说的是，确实，马琳达的某些所作所为我并不赞同，但…

>Okay, I just wanna say that yes, there are things Miranda does that I don't agree with, but...

>- 算了吧，你恨她，你就招了吧

- 不

>- Come on. You hate her. Just admit it to me.

- No.

>她是一个…她是个名声在外的虐待狂…

>She's a... She's a notorious sadist...

>这不是…不是什么好名声

>and not... not in a good way.

>好吧，她很严厉 但如果马琳达是个男人…

>Okay, she's tough, but if Miranda were a man...

>人们就会专注于她出色的工作也就不会有这么多的是非

>no one would notice anything about her, except how great she is at her job.

>对不起，我不…

>[Chuckles]

I'm sorry. I can't...

>- 我有点不敢相信，你会帮她说话？

- 是的

>- I can't believe this. You're defending her?

- Yeah.

>这还是那个瞪着无辜的大眼睛 狂热追求记者梦的女孩吗？

>The wide-eyed girl peddling her earnest newspaper stories?

>我的朋友，你在堕落

>You, my friend, are crossing over to the dark side.

>我讨厌那样子

>I resent that.

>- 你不该讨厌，那样子很性感

- 性感？

>- You shouldn't. It's sexy.

- Sexy?

>- 真的？

- 真的

>- Really?

- Really.

>那你…

你知道我们要去哪里吗？

>So do you...

do you know where we're going?

>- 因为我迷路了

- 知道

>- 'Cause I'm lost.

- Yeah.

>别担心 我对这个城市了如指掌

>Yeah, don't worry. I know this city like the back of my hand.

>这是整个世界上我最喜爱的地方

>It's my favorite place in the whole world.

>格特鲁德?斯泰因曾经说过…

（美国女作家）

>You know, Gertrude Stein once said...

>“美国是我的祖国 巴黎是我的故乡”

>"America is my country, and Paris is my hometown."

>是真的

>- [Laughs]

- It's true.

>你都做些什么？

>What do you do?

>你是不是平时尽写些那样的句子…

>Do you just write stuff like that down...

>然后分类收藏以备泡妞之需？

>and then file it away to use on us girls?

>- 谁叫我是克里斯丁?汤普森 这是我的风格

- 那是你的风格，没错

>- I'm Christian Thompson. That's my way.

- That's your way. Right.

>我是个自由作家手头有大把的空闲时间

>I work freelance. I have a lot of free time on my hands.

>我一直不明白…

>You know, I never understood...

>为什么每个人都为巴黎如痴如狂…

>why everyone was so crazy about Paris...

>但…巴黎真的很美

>but... it is so beautiful.

>我不能，对不起

>Mm. L-I can't. I'm sorry.

>我不能，你知道的，内特和我几天前才分开，我不能…

>I can't. You know, Nate and I just split up a couple days ago, and I can't.

>我喝太多酒了

>Ooh. I've had too much wine.

>我的听觉…视觉… 判断力都削弱了

>And my hearing... vision... judgment's impaired.

>我几乎不了解你还在一个陌生的城市

>No, I barely know you. I'm in a strange city.

>我…想不出来借口了

>I... am out of excuses.

>谢天谢地

>Thank God.

>搞定

<font color="#ffff00">Yes.

>噢，惨了

>Oh, shoot.

>早安，美女

>Bonjour, madame.

>这是什么东西？

>Uh, what the hell is this?

>一看不就知道了这是个样板

>What does it look like? It's a mock-up.

>是，什么的？

>Yeah. Of?

>杰奎琳?芙蕾任主编后美国版《天桥》的样板

>Of what American Runway will look like when Jacqueline Follet is the new editor in chief.

>他们要把马琳达换了？

>Wh... They're replacing Miranda?

>是的，她还会让我负责全部文字内容编辑

>Yeah. And she's bringing me in to run all the editorial content.

>你大吃一惊吧？

>You're really surprised?

>杰奎琳比马琳达年轻很多看待事物会有一个更新的视角

>Jacqueline's a lot younger than Miranda. She has a fresher take on things.

>更不用提美国版天桥是运营费最高的一本刊物

>Not to mention American Runway's one of the most expensive books in the business.

>杰奎琳主事的话会省很多钱

>Jacqueline does the same thing for a lot less money.

51>而俄弗…俄弗是个生意人

>And Irv... Irv's a businessman, you know.

>这会彻底毁了马琳达的，她把全部精力都给了天桥，他不能那样对她

>Miranda will be devastated. Her whole life is about Runway. He can't do that to her.

>已经做了 俄弗聚会之后就会告诉马琳达

>It's done. Irv's gonna tell Miranda after the party for James.

>她完全不知情？

>And she has no idea?

>她这么大个人了，会没事的

>She's a big girl. She'll be fine.

>混…我得走了

>Shi... I have to go.

>安迪

>Andy.

>安迪，已经决定了

>Andy, it's done.

>宝贝，已经决定了

>Baby, it's done.

>我不是你的宝贝

>I'm not your baby.

>喂

>-

- Allo.

>噢！噢！谢天谢地你还在

>Oh! Oh! Thank God you're there.

>- 有事吗？

- 有件事要马上告诉你

>- [Sighs] Excuse me?

- I need to talk to you right away.

>是关于杰奎琳?芙蕾

>It's about Jacqueline Follet.

>混蛋！混蛋！

>Shit! Oh, shit! Shit, shit, shit!

>- 来了

- 你好，拉维兹先生，很抱歉打扰你

我想…

>- Yes.

- Mr. Ravitz, I'm so sorry to bother you.

I was wondering...

>你是不是彻底失去理智了？

>Have you completely lost your mind?

>- 我有事告诉你

- 不要再打扰我

>- I need to talk to you.

- Do not disturb me again.

>但是，只要一…马琳达！

>But, um, it's just for one... Miranda!

>马琳达，马琳达

等等，我有事告诉你

>Miranda. Miranda.

Wait, I need to talk to you.

>俄弗打算让杰奎琳?芙蕾当天桥的主编

>Irv is making Jacqueline Follet the editor in chief of Runway.

>克里斯丁?汤普森告诉我的。 他准备替她干活

>Christian Thompson told me he's gonna work for her.

>俄弗今天就会告诉你的

我想如果我早点通知你，事情还可以挽回

>Irv is going to tell you today. I thought maybe if I told you, that you could fix it.

>我怎么闻到苍兰的味道了？

>Do I smell freesias?

>什么？不

我特意要求他们…

>What? No. L-I specifically told them...

>如果我看到一丁点苍兰的影子

>If I see freesias anywhere...

>我会非常失望的

>I will be very disappointed.

>七十二年来，天桥不只是一本杂志

>For 72 years, Runway has been more than a magazine.

>更是指引优雅与格调的明灯

>It has been a beacon of elegance and grace.

>马琳达?皮斯里无疑是这盏时尚明灯最佳守护者…

>Miranda Priestly is the finest possible guardian of that beacon...

>她所创立的时尚标准激励着全球的时尚人士

>setting a standard that inspires people across the globe.

>女士们，先生们容我请出马琳达?皮斯里

>Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Miranda Priestly.

>谢谢你，我亲爱的朋友

>Thank you, my dear friend.

>大家好

>Bonjour.

[Chuckles]

>非常感谢各位今天的出席…

>Thank you very much for coming today...

>共同为我们的朋友詹姆斯?浩特庆祝

>to help celebrate our dear friend, James Holt.

>但在我为大家介绍詹姆斯…

>But before I talk to you aboutJames...

>和他取得的成就之前…

>and his many accomplishments...

>我想首先与大家分享一个消息

>I would like first to share some news with you.

>正如大部分人所知…

>Um, as many of you know...

>最近马西莫?科特利让内…

>uh, recently Massimo Corteleoni...

>决定为詹姆斯 浩特这个品牌注资…

>has agreed to finance the expansion of theJames Holt label...

>将这位富于创造灵感的艺术家的作品…

>transforming the work of this visionary artist...

>转变成一个全球品牌一个振奋人心的产业

>into a global brand, which is really an exciting enterprise.

>天桥与詹姆斯?浩特有着许多的共同之处…

>Runway and James Holt share many things in common...

>最重要的是都拥有对达到完美卓越的渴望

>chief among them, a commitment to excellence.

>所以，一旦时机成熟我们也会不出意料的发现…

>And so, it should come as no surprise that when the time came...

>詹姆斯在为詹姆斯?浩特国际公司挑选主管时…

>forJames to choose the new president ofJames Holt International...

>他选择的是天桥中的一员

>he chose from within the Runway family.

>今天我最大的荣幸是…

>And it's my great happiness today...

>向诸位宣布这位新主管是…

>to announce to you all that that person...

>我的朋友备受尊敬的同事…

>is my friend and longtime esteemed colleague...

>杰奎琳?芙蕾

>Jacqueline Follet.

>谢谢，谢谢

>Thank you. Merci.

>言归正传…

>And now to the main event...

>詹姆斯?浩特的庆典

>our celebration of James Holt.

>我们天桥都深感骄傲…

>We at Runway are very proud to have been...

>等时机一到，她会为此付出代价的

>When the time is right, she'll pay me back.

>你确定吗？

>You sure about that?

>不

>No.

>但我会抱希望的

>But I hope for the best.

>我必须这样

>I have to.

>你以为我不知道

>You thought I didn't know.

>我早先就知道他们在搞什么

>I've known what was happening for quite some time.

>不过是花了我一点时间帮杰奎琳安排个其它合适的位子

>Itjust took me a little while to find a suitable alternative forJacqueline.

>而那个詹姆斯?浩特主管位子绝对是超过了她的期望…

>And that James Holt job was so absurdly overpaid...

>理所当然，她高兴得不行

>that, of course, she jumped at it.

>这样我就告诉俄弗杰奎琳另有打算

>So I just had to tell Irv that Jacqueline was unavailable.

>事实是，没有人能干得像我一样…

>The truth is, there is no one that can do what I do...

>包括她

>including her.

>任何其他人选都无法胜任这项工作…

>Any of the other choices would have found that job impossible...

>杂志社自身也会受影响

>and the magazine would have suffered.

>特别是当我拿出来名单

>[Sighs] Especially because of the list.

>拿出来一张设计师、摄影师…

>The list of designers, photographers...

>编辑、作家、模特等等 所有经我发掘、培养…

>editors, writers, models, all of whom were found by me, nurtured by me...

>并答应即使我离开天桥…

>and have promised me they will follow me...

>也会和我共同进退的人的名单

>whenever and if ever I choose to leave Runway.

>于是他重新考虑了

>So he reconsidered.

>但是，当你想方设法的试图警告我时…

>But I was very, very impressed...

>我还是非常，非常的感动

>by how intently you tried to warn me.

>我从没想过我会对你说这些 安吉丽雅…

>I never thought I would say this, Andrea...

>我真的…

>but I really...

>在你身上看到很多与我相似的地方

>I see a great deal of myself in you.

>你能看透别人的想法和需要…

>You can see beyond what people want and what they need...

>你会为自己做出选择

>and you can choose for yourself.

>我不觉得我像你

>I don't think I'm like that.

>我…

>L...

>我不能像你那样对奈杰尔，马琳达

>I couldn't do what you did to Nigel, Miranda.

>我不能做出那样的事

>I couldn't do something like that.

>你已经做了

>Mm. You already did.

>对艾米莉

>To Emily.

>那不是我想…

>That's not what l...

>不，那是…那是不一样的。 我没的选

>No, that was... that was different.

I didn't have a choice.

>噢，不，你选了。你选择了替她上位

>Oh, no, you chose. You chose to get ahead.

>你想过这样的生活。这些选择是必须的

>You want this life, those choices are necessary.

>但如果这不是我想要的呢？

>But what if this isn't what I want?

>我是说，如果我不想要过你这样的生活呢？

>I mean, what if I don't wanna live the way you live?

>别傻了，安吉丽雅。每一个人都想过这种生活

>Don't be ridiculous, Andrea. Everybody wants this.

>每一个人都想和我们一样

>Everybody wants to be us.

>我只有二十分钟的时间

>I have to be at work in 20 minutes.

>怎么了？

>What's up?

>这个，我只是…

>Well, I just...

>我想告诉你你以前说的那些话都是对的

>I wanted to say that you were right about everything.

>那些…

>That...

>我抛弃了我的朋友，我的家庭…

>I turned my back on my friends and my family...

>我所重视的一切…

>and everything I believed in...

>然后…为了什么？

>and... and for what?

>为了鞋子、衬衫、外套、腰带

>For shoes and shirts and jackets and belts.

>内特

>Nate.

>我很抱歉

>I'm sorry.

>我…

>I...

[Clears Throat]

>你离开的这段时间我去了趟波士顿

>I flew up to Boston while you were gone.

>去橡树餐厅面试了

>I interviewed at the Oak Room.

>然后呢？

>And?

>然后你现在见到的 是他们的新任大厨

>And you're looking at their new sous-chef.

>- 我过段时间就要搬去那边了

- 太棒了，恭喜你

>- I'm moving up there in a couple weeks.

- That's great. Congratulations.

>我不知道没有那些深夜香烤干酪该怎么过，不过…

>I don't know what I'm gonna do without those late-night grilled cheeses, but...

>我相信波士顿一定有面包卖的

>I'm pretty sure they have bread in Boston.

>也许还有某人最爱的奶酪

>May even have Jarlsberg.

>我们应该可以解决一些问题

>We might be able to figure something out.

>是吗？

>You think?

>是的

>Yeah.

>那你怎么样？

你现在打算做什么？

>So, what about you?

I mean, what are you gonna do now?

>事实上，我…

我今天有个面试

>Actually, I, uh...

I have a job interview today.

>噢，是吗？

>- Oh, yeah?

- Mm-hmm.

>你就穿这些去？

>That's what you're wearing?

>闭嘴，我喜欢这么穿

>Shut up. I like this.

>- 安迪，格雷格?希尔

- 你好

>- Andy, Greg Hill.

- Hello.

>跟我来。这些东西写得很好

>Come on. These clips are excellent.

>这篇关于学校工友会的报道正是我们这里的风格

>This thing on the janitors' union, that's exactly what we do here.

>我唯一的问题是，天桥

>My only question is, Runway?

>你在那里干了不到一年

>You were there for less than a year.

>为什么待那么短的时间就走呢？

>What the hell kind of a blip is that?

>我学到了很多

>Learned a lot.

>但后来我搞砸了一些事情

>In the end though, I kind of screwed it up.

>我打电话过去问关于你的推荐给一个傲慢的女孩留了话

>I called over there for a reference, left word with some snooty girl.

>后来，我接到到马琳达?皮斯里本人发来的传真…

>Next thing you know, I got a fax from Miranda Priestly herself...

>她说在她所有的助理里…

>saying that of all the assistants she's ever had...

>你是，到目前为止最让她失望的

>you were, by far,her biggest disappointment.

>而且，如果我不请你我就是个傻瓜

>And, if I don't hire you,I am an idiot.

>你一定做了些正确的事

>You must have done something right.

>- [Beeping]

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>马琳达?皮斯里办公室

>Miranda Priestly's office.

>嘿，艾米莉，我是安迪，别挂，我想请你帮个小忙

>Hey, Emily, it's Andy. Don't hang up.I have a favor to ask you.

>你想请我帮个小忙？

>You have a favor to ask of me?

>是啊 是这样的 我这里有一些巴黎来的衣服…

>Yeah. The thing is, I have all these clothes from Paris...

>我现在根本没机会穿…

>and I don't have anyplace to wear them...

>所以我在想你可不可以帮我处理这些衣服

>so I was wondering if you could take them off my hands.

>这个，我不知道 这真有点强人所难

>Well, I don't know. It's a huge imposition.

>我还得把衣服拿去改小 你那些大号衣服能淹死我

>And I'll have to get them taken in. I mean, they'll drown me.

>不过我也许可以帮帮你 我会让罗伊下午过去拿

>But I suppose I could help you out. I will have Roy pick them up this afternoon.

>谢谢，感激不尽 祝你好运

>Thanks, Em. I appreciate it. Good luck.

>你有堆大鞋穿了

>You have some very large shoes to fill.

>希望你能听明白

>I hope you know that.

>我真是不明白不过是叫人把车开过来…有那么难吗？

>I don't understand why it is so challenging... to get my car when I ask for it.

>[Chuckles]

>走

>Go.

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